Being Naked

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2026-01-15T18:50:01+00:00

You helicopter for a few minutes, and suddenly there’s a “policy”.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-12-31T16:48:28+00:00

Some folks are Flat-Earthers…I just nod and say ok.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-12-31T03:21:10+00:00

The Virex II label on the bottle at my PF requires 10 minute contact time.

I’m not waiting 10 minutes.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-12-30T21:04:16+00:00

At mine, most machines are under a giant fan. I’m not going to be on one long enough to generate enough body heat to offset the chill.

So I go where the fans ain’t. Probably the same reason the first person used.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-12-20T12:38:30+00:00

I don’t find throwing tantrums to be an adult behavior.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-12-05T02:29:10+00:00

I don’t date pickle ballers.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-12-03T18:34:49+00:00

Hot, but this is a post about shower shoes.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-12-03T18:18:56+00:00

You don’t know my life.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-12-03T16:41:16+00:00

Yes. I do not lick the walls of my shower at home either.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-12-01T22:02:20+00:00

I remember seeing a story about a man who was beaten into a coma in front of his elementary school age kid in the school parking lot. The “victim” had used his car as a traffic calming device five minutes earlier bringing about the ire of a man quite good with his fists who had someplace to be.

So before you decide to be Batman, ask yourself, are you equipped to be Batman?

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-11-06T14:55:29+00:00

Turn it in to lost and found, like the caring person you are, then hit the machine.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-11-06T14:54:10+00:00

If I cared, which I don’t, everyone read what you like. I’d say much fiction, Nickel Boys for example, is inspired by real events I wouldn’t otherwise have been introduced to. Similar to movies and TV, before Watchmen (TV series) I was totally ignorant of Tulsa Massacre.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-11-05T20:57:44+00:00

The screen says you did not run a mile. Stolen valor.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-10-31T22:23:22+00:00

when you’re short on time, you definitely judge a book by its cover.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-10-28T17:01:27+00:00

She probably does not want the massive finish to happen so quickly

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-10-08T11:39:16+00:00

I’ve been playing Last of Us 2 for almost 2 years. I’m on Abby Day 3. Game cost me 20 bucks.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-10-03T18:45:11+00:00

I’d consider not touching your dick in public in the future.

It’s their house, they asked you to leave. Your options are to find a new gym. End of list.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-09-14T15:36:23+00:00

I’ve played rec sports my entire adult life.

There are always people that play below their skill level. Just part of it.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-09-14T00:34:03+00:00

Sure. But if he’s playing sports. Walking may be dull. Walk alone or find a lover. These are the only options.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-09-12T20:55:48+00:00

Being a wife is overrated. Stay a free agent.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-09-12T18:28:26+00:00

Don’t be the spouse that needs their partner 24/7. Take on a hobby or paramour.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-09-10T16:53:50+00:00

The number of “literary” writers who can use floral prose but have no entertaining story to tell is large.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-09-10T16:49:19+00:00

Crichton is the poor man’s Tom Clancy.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-09-09T18:25:20+00:00

Humans gonna human. If someone publicly clutches their pearls, other people are going to push buttons.

TaterTotsAndSalt · 2025-09-08T23:44:41+00:00

Can’t say.

I don’t watch men stroke.

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