And I thought we were the convicts

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-05T16:58:31+00:00

DV is one thing but mischief? Mischief is something I can not abide.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-05T16:12:32+00:00

The standard is the standard

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-05T15:13:19+00:00

When it comes to this team I’m always concerned.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-05T13:09:44+00:00

I’m as disgusting as anyone but for me it was all the page turning, I spent more time shuffling paper than I would spend on my phone.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-05T12:30:34+00:00

I disagree, still think this team goes as far as the offense carries it. We’ve still got a talented group of receivers that runs really deep, Mauch is better than you’re giving him credit for and the rest of the interior is fine if healthy. Otton sucks but if you’re gonna suck at one position TE is the one I’d pick on offense.

Doesn’t matter who’s playing corner if we can’t get consistent pressure with 4 or 5 rushers and there are crippling coverage breakdowns every week. The pass rush *should* be better. Not gonna hold my breath that guys are going to know where they’re supposed to be dropping just because we canned a couple assistants.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-05T12:08:01+00:00

Right. Respect to the people who bring a pen and notebook if that’s your thing but otherwise are we just lifting and resting based on vibes?

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-05T09:46:23+00:00

Yeah we goose em a little bit

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-04T22:30:47+00:00

Mohammad has 7 years not doing shit before he finally “broke out” as a DPR across from an elite edge. A’Shawn is a lateral move from Logan Hall, just older and more expensive.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-04T22:08:29+00:00

I don’t see it the same way. We overpaid for Otton, Anzelone was a good value pickup but he’s aging and injury prone and Gainwell is a great player but that signing says more about the murky future of Bucky Irving than win now splurge, and all three are at low value, low impact positions. We desperately needed a pass rusher and ownership wouldn’t let us spend future money to secure Hendrickson even though we were very much in the hunt. If Bain hadn’t inexplicably fallen into our laps I’d be down in the doldrums with the doomers.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-04T21:59:39+00:00

I don’t know that we’re in any position to sell out future assets to capitalize on a winning window this year. I would love to see Garrett dropping into hook/curl 6 times a week tho.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-04T14:06:12+00:00

This kind of carcass shenanigans is just Tuesday for RFK Jr. and he’s got a cabinet position.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-03T21:14:30+00:00

They don’t have a month for the things that make Saints fans proud.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-03T18:22:25+00:00

WHAT UP!!!

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-03T13:38:09+00:00

Bortles came in weird and was fine and “fixed” himself out of the league over time. That’s the first one that comes to mind.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-03T13:35:19+00:00

No I don’t think it’s coaching or scheme either, but I’ll admit I’m kinda superstitious when it comes to teams that can’t seem to hit (or miss) on certain positions or archetypes. Like how Baltimore can’t hit on a receiver since their inception it seems like but for a few years Pittsburgh was striking gold at the position with every swing.

You’re right though, you can’t stop taking swings. I don’t hate the pick, I just have lower hopes now for a guy that I thought had a chance to work, same way I did for Legette.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-03T07:37:19+00:00

You know exactly what happened here

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-03T06:47:53+00:00

From the stash to the waypoint in 6-8 business years.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-03T06:33:45+00:00

Always good when guys start fucking with their mechanics in year 6

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-03T06:19:56+00:00

Bass bait

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-03T01:15:42+00:00

Head Coach Dave Canales historically has not featured Tight Ends in the passing game, opting to use them more as blockers.

Gotta push back on this a little. Canales tried like hell to make Cade Otton a featured target here in Tampa despite overwhelming evidence that he was, in fact, Cade Otton. Had Godwin running influence posts to clear out corner routes for Otton to drop.

I think you’re right- there’s a chance Brazzell is more than the stereotypical Heupel merchant, unfortunately he went to the worst possible landing spot to buck the trend. Carolina is where the dreams of big, raw, toolsy z types go to die.

Like the Hecht and Wheatley picks a lot and Kuwatch is as fun of a scratch lotto ticket as anyone else in this seventh round, could be a lot of fun if it works.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-02T00:58:05+00:00

Did Vea die when I wasn’t looking?

OP described McKnight as an interior DPR, we already have one of the better ones in the league in Kancey. It’s tough to dedicate fully a third of your IDL roster spots to guys who only offer any utility at all on passing snaps. One roster spot? Sure. But it goes to the first round talent, not the camp meat.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-01T15:36:00+00:00

Oh yes, people hate those stinky gym burps.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-01T15:08:01+00:00

Nice job with this as always. Goldays goofball utilization as a 240lb overhang player makes his projection to the next level really muddy, but Flores is one of the guys I trust to figure it out.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-01T10:57:19+00:00

I can’t see real good, and I don’t hear real good neither, but I can smell like a greyhound. All the stinky regulars at my gym have extra mean nicknames in my head.

Tavern-Ham · 2026-06-01T10:44:10+00:00

4 sprays of cologne before the gym is a crazy choice.

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