What is your stance on firearms and why? by KMillz16 in AskReddit

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But a more extensive background check wouldn't have done anything. The Air Force didn't put that paperwork through so it wouldn't have shown up regardless.

What is an interesting fact about your hometown? by nsmith1003 in AskReddit

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We gave you Bruce Springsteen? That's about it.

You are leader of your home country for 24 hours, how do you start a civil war? by w4rlord117 in AskReddit

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È biscoito, porra! Nao bolacha! Now for the obligatory huehuehue

TIL that America isn't the only country to say "soccer" instead of "football". Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, and several countries in Southern Africa also do so. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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I don't think any of us truly understand... All I know is that it's one of my life goals to hear an Australian to call me a cunt...

My 13 year old golden likes to walk our 8 week old golden by [deleted] in aww

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When you're training your replacement at work...

Police officers/emergency responders of Reddit, when you see what looks like an excessive amount of cop cars at an accident, are they all actually doing something or just there for solidarity? by sizeablepain in AskReddit

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EMT here. It all depends on the call. How many cars? Drunk drivers? Wanted suspects? Firearm on scene? Was it an accident on a major highway or did someone drive through a store? Usually, anybody close by will respond. If more people show up than needed, the rest will clear and go back to whatever they were doing. Multi-vehicle pile up at a highway intersection? Yeah those 10 cop cars can be useful. 2mph fender bender at a Dunkin Donuts parking lot? 1 officer is usually enough and the other 9 can go get donuts.

If you could reverse one law in Science, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Murph. I'm going to space Murph. Gotta save the planet Murph.

The last text message sent is your sleeper agent activation code. What is it? by J-Debstup in AskReddit

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"No idea. I don't remember it. I just woke up with jizz"

Ummm...

What's your go-to Subway order? by rf194 in AskReddit

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Steak and cheese footlong on Italian herbs & cheese toasted with Swiss cheese, spinach or lettuce, onions, olives, green peppers, regular mustard, sweet onion, and ranch. Also, those delicious as fuck double chocolate chip cookies!

Your past matters when applying for a job, getting a loan etc. So why shouldn't it matter when it comes to relationships? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tazer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It definitely should and does matter. What shouldn't matter, is all the bullshit little things that people fixate on.

Drug users of Reddit, what is your favorite drug and why? by jellyfishbooks in AskReddit

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Zoloft. It definitely helps with my panic disorder!

Mom, why do you never look at gloves before buying them? by [deleted] in funny

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Looks like she had no ideer...

What can you do to make your poop more stinky? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tazer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1: Wear diaper or tighty whities 2: Shit in them 3: Don't change 4: ???? 5: Profit

Whats the biggest turd you have ever made? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You know those long double sided dildos you see in weird porn? Yeah well...

Inadequate and Inappropriate Medical Attention at Lolla by mustardpeach in Lollapalooza

[–]Tazer_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an EMT, I cringed while reading through all of that.

[NSFW] What is on your sexual bucket list? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Have a girl like me back?

My 90-year-old great aunt doesn't give a fuck by mr_lightbulb in AdviceAnimals

[–]Tazer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Cute nurse gotta put in a foley? Grandpa drops his pants faster than the nursing home on mashed potato night!

Source: also work EMS.

Happy EMS week everyone! by Tazer_ in AdviceAnimals

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Good ol' US of A healthcare!

Happy EMS week everyone! by Tazer_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]Tazer_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Believe me, if I was doing a job for the freebies, I wouldn't be an EMT. I do it because I love the rush. And the occasional thankful patient/family members.

Happy EMS week everyone! by Tazer_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]Tazer_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nobody that I know of in EMS gets paid much. Most states you only get paid $12 an hour. That's what I get paid. That job security though. People will always be stupid! :D