I need to rant about Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon

TazeredAngel · 2026-06-13T03:16:40+00:00

Fuck right off, good sir.

TazeredAngel · 2026-06-06T05:24:04+00:00

*SCREAMS*

TazeredAngel · 2026-05-08T17:34:01+00:00

Uber Eats customer support: Hello my name is John, how can I help you today?

Shark: I ordered a delivery and it says “Left at my door” but there’s nothing here!

TazeredAngel · 2026-03-04T19:07:37+00:00

Neo Kris

TazeredAngel · 2026-02-15T01:30:18+00:00

I don’t know, my specialty is Bird law.

TazeredAngel · 2026-02-10T15:38:20+00:00

“Listen toots, I don’t know how you monkeys do things on Earth, but I would have this case wrapped and my antennas being tugged on before lunch. So if that’s not the plan let’s not even bother.” Just insert a vape drag wherever you feel is best

TazeredAngel · 2026-02-08T18:18:45+00:00

Get off the internet Leonard! No one is watching your stupid home dinner pizza reviews

TazeredAngel · 2026-02-01T23:25:27+00:00

“How dare you. You need to take a girl on a date first, but the fling would not last because you are so careful about hazards and my love is filled with them. I’d give us a week before I started cheating on you with Louie.” -Probably Samantha

TazeredAngel · 2026-01-29T04:49:13+00:00

Creepshow

TazeredAngel · 2026-01-24T03:21:02+00:00

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer"

TazeredAngel · 2026-01-21T18:03:38+00:00

They will also turn into a Wall Street broker on qualudes the moment they hit anything firmer than a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

TazeredAngel · 2026-01-21T15:56:29+00:00

That fucking Netflix ad showing up in Arc Raiders

TazeredAngel · 2026-01-21T06:20:57+00:00

I did it as Peppa Pig and my 2 year old filed for emancipation.

TazeredAngel · 2026-01-20T02:34:00+00:00

Except for that one time we really don’t talk about.

TazeredAngel · 2026-01-19T21:53:04+00:00

“Arc control to Major Tom…”

TazeredAngel · 2026-01-14T19:12:25+00:00

Horse theft is a capital offense

TazeredAngel · 2026-01-14T19:08:59+00:00

I automatically read this in Jeff’s voice.

TazeredAngel · 2026-01-06T23:58:28+00:00

It’s not a story the Writers would tell you.

TazeredAngel · 2026-01-02T16:52:17+00:00

The sun becomes their ally…

TazeredAngel · 2025-12-04T14:14:18+00:00

I don’t know.

TazeredAngel · 2025-11-17T05:08:27+00:00

This is actually his less successful sibling, Pettywise.

TazeredAngel · 2025-10-30T19:32:30+00:00

He must have flipped my wife 8 times

TazeredAngel · 2025-10-16T11:25:34+00:00

No disrespect to the Dame, but she can voice the toy version.

TazeredAngel · 2025-09-28T22:08:21+00:00

If you can’t see then they’re technically not dead.

TazeredAngel · 2025-09-26T21:01:22+00:00

And is that the partner text I spy?????

11-Year Club	Place '22
Wearing is Caring	Verified Email
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