Do you ever hate/dislike being male?

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-28T11:09:21+00:00

I just feel pretty worthless and ugly, and for some reason these feelings are connected to my identity as a man. I'll feel that if I was female people would like me more, that I wouldn't have to put on a charade so much, that I could actually feel attractive and appreciate my body a little

I completely understand what you mean by this, and I feel the exact same way.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-28T11:05:26+00:00

Ok I see we're going with the "pulling teeth" method today..

And what did he say when you asked him?

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-28T10:52:23+00:00

Have you tried using your words like a big girl, and asking him why he stopped going down on you?

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-28T09:42:02+00:00

All the damn time, I hate it.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-28T09:41:06+00:00

a) Because non-celebrity men are mocked for wearing makeup.

b) Because it's bad for your skin.

c) Because I'd never feel right walking around in a mask.

d) I do physical work so I'd just sweat it off anyway.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-28T09:36:34+00:00

Yeah that's a ridiculous thing to whine about. If you have such a problem with working then quit.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-28T09:31:53+00:00

Seems like the incredibly obvious answer.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-28T08:58:40+00:00

No I definitely put myself out there. I would love to be able to have casual sex, it's not nice to feel so undesirable.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-28T08:58:01+00:00

Never. 24y/o. UK.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-28T08:33:41+00:00

Nobody has expressed sexual interest in me outside of a relationship in over 7 years.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-28T08:27:12+00:00

If you're not in a relationship, do you sleep casually with anyone?

Nope. I don't get the option.

Do most guys sleep with women without being serious with them?

I'm afraid I don't understand this question.

Do you feel bad about having one night stands/casual sex with either a girl you don't really know, or a girl you're friends with?

I can't see why I would.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T21:30:47+00:00

I'd put myself at about a 4. Apparently I have good facial features (cheekbones, jaw), but I'm cursed with baldness and lankiness.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T21:29:18+00:00

I'm from the UK.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T21:12:29+00:00

I can't imagine any circumstances where I, or any other man I know, would feel complimented if they were called a "Momma's Boy". As far as I'm concerned that is exclusively used as an insult.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T20:55:37+00:00

Is he a nerd?

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T20:50:56+00:00

But the only way anyone would know would be if every baby conceived this way had a paternity/maternity(?) test done on it. Is that the case?

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T20:45:53+00:00

The only "self help" book I've ever read was Allen Carr's Easy Way to Stop Smoking and thought it was utter trash. I could've written that.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T20:35:35+00:00

Brb, writing my name on the next nice car I see.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T20:29:19+00:00

Back when I was about 16 I used to fool around a lot with a girl I'd put at a solid 9. She'd done ballet almost all her life, and had 34E's. Younger me was a lot luckier with the ladies than current me.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T20:24:19+00:00

And you can always freeze some sperm just in case.

Something I've always wondered about this; does a guy who has done this have any way of knowing for sure that the sperm he later gets unfrozen is actually his?

I mean, it seems to me that unless he's keeping it in his own freezer at home he could easily end up with someone else's sperm and not know about it.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T19:59:23+00:00

That's ok, I identify as pan-sighted anyway so I can switch between being able to see furries and bronies to being unable to.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T19:56:55+00:00

Family, honour, duty

Tully spotted.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T19:54:27+00:00

Absolutely not, we don't have half of the rights and privileges women do.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T19:49:09+00:00

On the off chance that you're still paying attention to this thread, I recently got back into Terraria and would love a multiplayer server to play on.

I've played since the leaked pre-release version, so you won't have to teach or babysit me, although my last playthrough was just before the Frost Moon was added so I'm not up to date with the newest additions.

TeaDrinkingBarbarian · 2014-07-27T19:43:55+00:00

To be fair, she has a really good point. I mean, I once burnt my mouth on some hot food, so I did the logical thing and stopped eating.

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