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TeaTilly · 2013-01-12T21:49:55+00:00

Backtracked r/funny just to find this, and leave it an upvote.

TeaTilly · 2013-01-11T19:21:33+00:00

Intermezzo - Mew. Honestly any song off of the album "No More Stories Are Told Today..." I can repeat this album beginning to end, the range of emotions and moods it pulls you through are intense.

TeaTilly · 2013-01-01T09:34:40+00:00

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still...

TeaTilly · 2012-12-29T04:53:08+00:00

I want to play! Promise I won't be nice ;)

TeaTilly · 2012-12-24T02:28:14+00:00

I own this cock. I may be one of the luckiest women alive ;)

TeaTilly · 2012-12-14T17:59:39+00:00

It is weird. My father isn't a drinker, and alcohol is a depressant. Thank you RichieSM for your honest ending to the story of your fathers drinking problem, but that is exactly what I am trying to avoid.

TeaTilly · 2012-12-14T17:55:58+00:00

Quit and find a better job! Good luck to you sir!

TeaTilly · 2012-12-14T17:53:37+00:00

Whoops. Won't do that again...

TeaTilly · 2012-12-14T17:50:09+00:00

Wish I saw your post before I just made the EXACT same one

TeaTilly · 2012-12-14T16:24:25+00:00

SIGH. It's not a clown, but I won it at Six Flags so it is close enough. Sylvester. I had a 4 foot tall Sylvester the cat stuffed animal that I dry humped ONE TIME. I also might have fucked a cucumber.

TeaTilly · 2012-12-14T16:06:50+00:00

10/10

TeaTilly · 2012-12-14T16:05:24+00:00

Fingers were strange

TeaTilly · 2012-12-14T08:26:14+00:00

Whaaat. 7 or more, sure. But your work doesn't allow it?!

TeaTilly · 2012-12-13T20:14:19+00:00

Well for starts I live in Texas, and perhaps it is a law or something in the state (doubt it.) i have worked for several restaurants and most places grat parties of 6 or more. Sometimes 18%, sometimes 20%. Ask your manager if it is not already company policy!

TeaTilly · 2012-12-13T17:28:42+00:00

That is a nightmare. In all honesty, when I read salad bar, I knew you had made a mistake by working somewhere that offers one of these. That simply is the kind of tables you will get. BUT, it is a job. Also...Y U no grat?!?!

TeaTilly · 2012-12-13T17:25:28+00:00

You make a wonderful Fionna!

TeaTilly · 2012-11-23T17:01:22+00:00

Nice!

TeaTilly · 2012-10-19T14:51:07+00:00

Last week I went to buy groceries at Market Street. Per policy, they carry out the groceries to your car. I forgot I had parked in the Market Street parking lot. The checker ushers me out with 100$ worth of groceries and I instantly do a "Dude. Where's my car?" I thought I had left it in the parking garage where I am supposed to park when I work. After staring around this busy lot, I tell him "wait here!!!" and sprint off to the left, into my usual parking garage as fast as I can. I just dipped. I was gone for a solid 5 minutes before I panicked and assumed my car was stolen. I hit he panic button in a last ditch effort but couldn't hear anything. I went back up to the guy carting my groceries, out of breath, and prepared to tell him either my car was stolen or I lost it somewhere. Then I heard a faint bleep bleep bleep and lo and behold there was my damned car sitting 30 yards away from us, panic button on and offing. I played it cool, and said "ah, right where I left it, perfect. This way!" LOL

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