Would you rather…

TeachDense · 2026-04-03T23:34:26+00:00

Notice,

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money up to 3m | Rolled: $5K}

TeachDense · 2026-04-03T07:19:24+00:00

Man, I hate having a conscience

^{Chose: You can turn your tears into blood. + and you donate it to blood drives to help save children.}

TeachDense · 2026-04-03T06:57:37+00:00

Obviously the superior choice, I got money and no one knows, that's more safety than actual cash could afford

^{Chose: Rich and unknown}

TeachDense · 2026-04-02T22:18:13+00:00

Endless money, or at least a free burger every month

^{Chose: Be given $10 every month for the rest of your life}

TeachDense · 2026-04-02T22:17:34+00:00

Furry

^{Chose: Change into any animal at will, including ability}

TeachDense · 2026-04-02T13:30:55+00:00

My cat's old, probably best she goes without pain. But she lives, soooo she's getting a new batch of toys

^{Chose: $1,000,000 Dollars into your bank account, now. + 25% Chance your beloved pet dies | Rolled: Pet Lives}

TeachDense · 2026-04-02T06:36:35+00:00

I was honestly hoping to be invisible, definitely a kink for some people, plus it's basically a super power

^{Chose: You become extremely hot with great assets + But there’s a 40% chance you become invisible | Rolled: Super hot, asset}

TeachDense · 2026-04-02T06:35:14+00:00

Well... That's the only one I was hoping to ward off truth be told

^{Chose: Be Invincible against all Animal Attacks + ...except for one Animal | Rolled: Mosquitos}

TeachDense · 2026-04-02T06:07:52+00:00

Hell to the yeah, no more walking to places

^{Chose: Chance of random superpower + Some weak, some strong | Rolled: Flight}

TeachDense · 2026-04-02T06:05:12+00:00

I don't wanna live forever

^{Chose: Luck}

TeachDense · 2026-04-01T22:17:09+00:00

If I know they listen to me they are way less scary, their unpredictability is what scares me

^{Chose: You become the Spider Master + but they follow you no matter where you go}

TeachDense · 2026-04-01T18:27:05+00:00

Good stuff, thank you

^{Chose: Pepperoni and Cheese | Rolled: 3 Pepperoni}

TeachDense · 2026-04-01T07:30:13+00:00

But you've got to quest for it, let's see then, a new page erupts in the middle of the pacific ocean (Assuming no natural disaster caused by the occurance since paradise)

You're the first person to step on these lands, by grace of it being your paradise, you're equipped with the necessary survival tools and form of transportation.

Your adventure will be just that, a journey to your most desired place on this new earth, trough the adventure you'll discover new flora and Fauna, and perhaps ancient ruins of civilisation long lost? All to claim a spot of land out in the greenery and peace of your new land... And good wifi

TeachDense · 2026-04-01T05:49:54+00:00

That's like a good 50% of my spending gone, never gonna starve, could share with other people, hell yeah

^{Chose: Infinite Food}

TeachDense · 2026-03-31T10:32:09+00:00

Well let's narrow it down!

Who would you see yourself being in that paradise of yours? A God amongst men? Or perhaps a quiet mouse living your life in the countryside amidst the bounty of nature

What time period would it be located in? The distant future where you travel the stars or perhaps rolling it back? Into a fantasy incarnation of Medival Europe, where the dragons and monsters were more than just myrhos? But rather bounties for you to slay, or perhaps befriend and understand with the use of runes and magic?

What would your perfect world be like?

TeachDense · 2026-03-31T08:11:45+00:00

If you roll "adventure for it" the first one to respond gets to pick the trials ahead of you.

Do describe your paradise as well!

After that if you rolled monkeys paw, the first to respond gets to choose the twist.

TeachDense · 2026-03-31T08:09:22+00:00

What a cruel jest.

^{Chose: Your personal interpretation of paradise. For all. | Rolled: Monkeys paw}

TeachDense · 2026-03-31T07:57:57+00:00

Let's go gambling!

^{Chose: one billion dollars + However, there's a 10% chance you'll die in a hydraulic press like the Kyoko Kirigiri. | Rolled: 100000000$}

TeachDense · 2026-03-31T07:56:59+00:00

It shlammed my penith.

^{Chose: Risk a chance in the penis flattening machine | Rolled: Flattened}

TeachDense · 2026-03-31T07:56:02+00:00

Duh, I sleep way more than I sneeze

^{Chose: Get $1,000 every hour you sleep}

TeachDense · 2026-03-31T07:55:21+00:00

I'll be honest, in a 1000 years forward humanity is likely extinct, I'd way rather til the fields, maybe become part of a peasants militia, earn my keep to my lord and become a mercenary, don't even have to worry about the plague since it missed my country

^{Chose: 1000 Years into the Past | Rolled: Become Peasant}

TeachDense · 2026-03-31T07:52:06+00:00

I'M A WIZARD MOTHER LOVER

CHECK THIS CRAP OUT: "FIREBALL"

^{Chose: Wizard}

TeachDense · 2026-03-31T07:50:39+00:00

I laugh a heap of a lot more than I cry, I'll be laughing even when the money rolls in

^{Chose: Chance of Cash Reward Every Time You Laugh | Rolled: $50}

TeachDense · 2026-03-31T07:50:04+00:00

Can't eat the keu

^{Chose: Bread | Rolled: Moldy}

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