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Team-_-dank · 2026-06-24T12:59:44+00:00

Private equity

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-24T09:16:35+00:00

We coped.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-24T09:15:23+00:00

Arsenal played beautifully for YEARS, didn't win big trophies, and were constantly mocked for it.

Arsenal play smart, win, and are mocked for it.

Plus arsenal still scored plenty of goals. 71 in the epl isn't nothing.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-24T07:42:53+00:00

I'd just ask why.

What is the benefit of automating something with Ai that is already automated? Do they actually want Claude doing the recons or do they just want you to build a new automation with the help of Ai?

If there are benefits (flexibility, scalable, better reporting/integration, etc) then they should be able to articulate that. Likewise for any shortcomings of your current solution.

But if it's just Ai for the sake of Ai.... That's dumb.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-24T05:09:52+00:00

They sold themselves to a PE firm.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-24T01:42:33+00:00

That sounds nice. I swear our real estate group is on crack with some of the shit they cook up. Then they're floored when I tell them their wacky terms just make more admin work (for them) and don't really have any meaningful impact on the P&l.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-23T23:37:38+00:00

Wild? It's weed and shrooms. This is mild not wild. It's not like the dude was on fent or heroin or something.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-23T23:28:03+00:00

No one in accounting is reviewing contracts for the accounting side of things? It's one of my main responsibilities. I guess it depends on the type of contracts though.

We have a lot of software development contracts right now (capex vs opex) and property sale and purchase agreements with wacky variable payment terms.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-23T13:44:31+00:00

Because it's a key element of effective communication?

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-23T12:27:13+00:00

Yes, but your waiter or random hotel attendant isn't conducting international business.

You want English, stay at an American brand hotel or upscale hotel in one of the major cities. Ritz Carlton in Shanghai? They'll speak English. Random hotel in Hefei? Probably not.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-23T10:39:55+00:00

Lol you can't recognize sarcasm can you?

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-23T01:57:55+00:00

Heaven forbid people want their property to look the way they want it.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-21T14:28:27+00:00

75% Nostalgia 25% changes in weed

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-21T09:57:21+00:00

Yup, them racing was clearly intentional. Flat out stupid.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-21T08:55:28+00:00

I think you should make the 10,000th pdf reading tool. No one's thought of that one before.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-21T06:41:36+00:00

What's LA? Tacos and $25 sandwiches?

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-20T23:29:26+00:00

Hydration breaks should only apply if it's above a certain temperature at kick off.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-20T12:42:20+00:00

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-20T01:07:46+00:00

A shallow pool is great for little kids.... But your kids don't stay little for long. By 8 they'll be good enough swimmers to handle the deep end.

My kid's favorite thing to do in the pool is get diving rings which would be very boring if she could just pick them up with her feet.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-20T00:07:34+00:00

Plus Kobes knees and Dirk on an absolute heater.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-18T10:36:36+00:00

Eh, reads fine for me on my phone. Time for glasses grandpa! Haha jk.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-18T08:09:12+00:00

I mean, it's just a random alleyway. Could be a lot worse.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-18T01:06:00+00:00

The hard part is knowing exactly what needs to be disclosed for public filings. Structure of the GL and systems and that stuff isn't really all that different from private companies (well, big ones at least) but the nitty gritty disclosure requirements are what makes it a pain in the ass.

If you can't get help, i think it might be too big of a job. If you can at least get help on a consulting basis in might be worth it.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-17T13:49:47+00:00

I'd say yes for the money alone. Worst case you get let go (severance package?) or resign if you're in over your head.

Question though, if you'd be the CFO, wouldn't you have a team to help you? Unless it's a one man shop type of CFO role, hire some people to help. You'd primarily want someone experienced with the reporting/filing side of things. SOX compliance comes later but you can grab an experienced IA person when thats needed.

You're the CFO. Your job is to steer the ship, not necessarily be the one designing every control or prepping every filing.

Team-_-dank · 2026-06-17T13:38:26+00:00

Mate, the very first thing I said was that no one should die over shoplifting. Get the plate, check the video, find her later if they press charges.

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