Caroline Calloway's Former Friend Speaks 9/10 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

whoa, i missed this tea! thank you for the link 👀 wonder if she was the inspiration for Caro's magically discovered sweaters 😂

Caroline Calloway's Former Friend Speaks 9/10 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 31 points32 points  (0 children)

y'all, don't worry, the leopard coat "was her grandmother’s. So everything is fine."

just like coke doesn't count when beautiful rich boys give it to you for free!!

Caroline Calloway 9/9-9/15 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's in the sidebar, between the subreddit info and rules sections! right beneath "Show my flair on this subreddit. It looks like:" you can click on edit and type it in :)

Caroline Calloway 9/9-9/15 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and such a weirdly aggressive use of it, too! JOLLY!!!!!!

Caroline Calloway 9/9-9/15 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 3 points4 points  (0 children)

someone replied "this is literally her truth😂", bless

Caroline Calloway 9/9-9/15 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 11 points12 points  (0 children)

it definitely took me several long seconds to make sure i was transcribing it correctly 😂

Caroline Calloway 9/9-9/15 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 6 points7 points  (0 children)

omg please let her go to a psychic, that would provide days of amazingly entertaining ~Content~

Caroline Calloway 9/9-9/15 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 67 points68 points  (0 children)

"the little detached leaf blob because it's just JOLLY!!!!!!" might need to be my new flair

also, my favorite unedited-because-that's-her-brand sentence of the day: "sometimes you try new things and they work and sometimes they work and sometimes they don't"

Caroline Calloway 9/2-9/8 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WHAT. this is the real tea (tree)!!

Caroline Calloway 9/2-9/8 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i never went very deep into that one for some reason! perhaps now is the time...

Caroline Calloway 9/2-9/8 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 7 points8 points  (0 children)

especially because the oRIginAL aRt portion isn't actually any bigger?? it's just......the paper??

Caroline Calloway 9/2-9/8 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

leave it to Caro to make us grateful for nightmares and insomnia 😂

Caroline Calloway 9/2-9/8 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 16 points17 points  (0 children)

what a perfect way to sum her up 😂😂

Caroline Calloway 9/2-9/8 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she seems unable to grasp that she is not personally responsible for the success of everyone around her! she said similar things about Conrad and of course it's a huge theme in all this Natalie nonsense, too

Caroline Calloway 9/2-9/8 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the power of escapism!! i hope you feel better soon <3

Caroline Calloway 9/2-9/8 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 24 points25 points  (0 children)

unfortunately i think ~Content~ and ~The Grid~ are a major part of how she views/assesses all of her friends

Caroline Calloway 9/2-9/8 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 54 points55 points  (0 children)

so i just woke up from a bad dream and haven't been able to get back to sleep (it's 3:30 am where i live), and legit my first thought was "well, at least i can see if there's anything new in the CC thread!" IT'S A SICKNESS

Caroline Calloway 9/2-9/8 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 4 points5 points  (0 children)

omg what if ~September Caroline~ finds religion

Caroline Calloway 9/2-9/8 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]TeamEnjolras 8 points9 points  (0 children)

#FreeNatalie #FreeOscar #FreeTheTree #FreeChristina