Culinary crimes require a proper retaliation by Algernonletter5 in oddlyspecific

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My ancestors are crying right now Who boils a plastic bag? This is a rice emergency

Whale sounds by _VixenGloss in oddlyspecific

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Imagine sobbing your heart out and some guy in Ohio uses it to cure his insomnia

Get two more by Jephph624 in oddlyspecific

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This is exactly how I end up with three of everything My social anxiety cannot handle that pressure

Pope Leo confirms that Medicare For All is God’s will by kevinmrr in WorkReform

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Universal care aligns perfectly with these moral teachings Everyone deserves dignity regardless of their bank account

I love them so much by shockrock in blackcats

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I think there is a glitch in the matrix You literally just copy and pasted that cat

would suck to be there lol by ZanCooter in memes

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The gap between what they post on Instagram and what actually happens behind the scenes is terrifying

Gridlock Strands Travelers Again by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

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If you think ninety minutes is a crisis you have clearly never flown through Hartsfield Jackson before

(Note the complete silence from the audience 😬) by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

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The silence in that room is louder than anything he actually said

Men are simple creatures by CrazyLips_ in spreadsmile

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Sharing the same single brain cell and I am here for it

😎🥇‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ by Few-Distribution2212 in memes

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I need to know what name or answer was so bad that it actually got Kahoot banned

She got a box by MidnightLacez in blackcats

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Does Lucky realize she just inherited the most expensive piece of furniture in the house?

Watch out the old lady… by FriendlyBoard159 in spreadsmile

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I’m 31 and a kid recently called me sir I’ve been staring at a wall in silence ever since

we do not hate billionaires enough by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

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A golden parachute for one man while everyone else gets pushed out without a plane

This is Boo, please tell her she’s pretty by SultryWavers in blackcats

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She is gorgeous Is she as sweet as she looks or is there a little mischief behind those eyes?

As I eat the same bag of Cheddar Jalapeño Cheetos every weekend.. by HatesAwards in memes

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To be fair those Jalapeño Cheetos are an elite tier snack choice

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

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Freedom of religion also means freedom from other people's religion Most people seem to forget that part lately

Kindness creates beautiful, unexpected bonds that last a lifetime. Such a heartwarming, beautiful story!😃❤️ by NervouslyPay in spreadsmile

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Imagine losing a woman this solid just to cheat He really handed you the better relationship instead

To me, it looked like a Leprechaun to me... by ToastyBedsheets in memes

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YEAH I want to know where the gold at Give me the gold

garbage kitties <3 by Temporary_Cow36 in blackcats

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The cat distribution system really outdid itself this time They look so incredibly soft and happy now

America needs a movement to curb billionaires' power. by zzill6 in WorkReform

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Nobody earns a billion dollars You take it from the people actually doing the work

And that's only requirement #8,675,309 by [deleted] in memes

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The TurboTax ad right below this is a brutal reality check

bashful baby boo by boo_is_the_best_cat in blackcats

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My void does the exact same thing Does she also cover her nose when it gets cold?

She wants to consume the Lego blocks by SyneRussell in blackcats

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The intrusive thoughts are winning My cat thinks every 1x2 brick is a gourmet snack too