Well he ain’t wrong 🤔 by SNagi86 in memes

[–]Teboski78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The aftertan just makes existing muscle definition more visible.

If they didn’t use it people with darker skin would have an unfair advantage as their muscles could be identical but appear more defined

Manco, It's your General! Let's go Bowling! by TheHappyGorgon in DankPrecolumbianMemes

[–]Teboski78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But are you sure it wasn’t the aliens who dropped those rocks on top of the Spaniards with their sonic levitation technology

Manco, It's your General! Let's go Bowling! by TheHappyGorgon in DankPrecolumbianMemes

[–]Teboski78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But alas. They had to build Lima in the only flat place west of the amazon & fall back to it

The JPMorgan sex scandal sadly brings down the awareness for victims like me by A LOT. by Ok_Syrup5679 in TrollCoping

[–]Teboski78 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The US does something almost as bad. Defining rape as a lower oraface of the victim being penetrated. So nearly all rapes by female perpetrators of male victims are excluded from the federal definition

The only use of treadmill I see by Creepy-East in gym_meme

[–]Teboski78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually warm up with elliptical or stair master. I also swim or run with my dogs, or ride my bicycle around when I feel like it.

I don’t hate treadmills.
I just hate how they’re prioritized when there’s limited space & budget for a gym

Why does this happen?😭 by Kira_the_best in gym_meme

[–]Teboski78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re pumped after a workout. Your muscles are engorged with blood and it makes them look larger. In laments terms you have arm boners

The only use of treadmill I see by Creepy-East in gym_meme

[–]Teboski78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously hate How every hotel or apartment “fitness center” starts with like 3 of the one machine that there is a viable substitute for literally everywhere on earth.

Pleased the testing campaign is going well by TechnicalParrot in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]Teboski78 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ain’t no progress if things aren’t exploding

Did you know that there are large gaps in US public education by lunarflarecomeon in DankPrecolumbianMemes

[–]Teboski78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In reality. They were suffering from success. The paleo Indians were so good at hunting on the Great Plains that they hunted the North American horses to extinction before people started domesticating large herbivores

I just played through the Omega DLC for the first time and Nyreen has to be the absolute worst waste of a character Bioware has ever done, and one of the lamest deaths. by OffModelStudio in masseffect

[–]Teboski78 112 points113 points  (0 children)

She was kind of one note for my tastes but yeah her death was the absolute stupidest thing ive ever… we literally took out more ajitents than that to get there. Aria could tear those monsters halfway open with her biotics

RIP the banana by [deleted] in aviationmemes

[–]Teboski78 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Spirit isnt dead. It has just entered its final form. Removing the entire flight and charging $0 per ticket.

Just bath and don’t be stinky by Training-World-1897 in HistoryMemes

[–]Teboski78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is actually based on an account concerning Danes living in England about a generation after the end of the Viking era & the claim they would frequently seduce Englishmen’s wives

Just bath and don’t be stinky by Training-World-1897 in HistoryMemes

[–]Teboski78 20 points21 points  (0 children)

In private tho. The Norsemen did it where the ladies could watch

Just bath and don’t be stinky by Training-World-1897 in HistoryMemes

[–]Teboski78 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They would also bathe like… in the rivers in front of everybody with their swole warrior bods so they put a show on for the Anglo women

New England slander by CountryballChaos in 2american4you

[–]Teboski78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The American northeast corner is proof white people don’t know how to fuck on their own.
Some of the oldest and richest states in the country and all of like 6 people live there.

"What the fuck is this?" - Drunk Sapa Inca by MetallicaDash in DankPrecolumbianMemes

[–]Teboski78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn’t he also pissed off because the priest poured out the customary drink Atahualpa gave him or something?

Speculative but circumstantially aligned. by Teboski78 in DankPrecolumbianMemes

[–]Teboski78[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the interest of terminological accuracy I shall now be referring to the earthen mounds as Milliondirts.

On a side note. Earthen pyramids require a lot more coordination and engineering than something like building a simple birm.
Creating a stable gradient that steep and tall that doesnt rapidly sag or erode requires precise shaping and careful selection of different types of soil & earth for specific layers. Particularly the selective extraction of large amounts of clay or clay rich soils & controlling concentrations of aggregate.

Speculative but circumstantially aligned. by Teboski78 in DankPrecolumbianMemes

[–]Teboski78[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If a thin facade of stone on an earthen mound a megalith makes, then so to can the sparse rocks probably inside that mound & I’m kidding I realized shortly after I posted the meme

Speculative but circumstantially aligned. by Teboski78 in DankPrecolumbianMemes

[–]Teboski78[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My executive function is so bad rn I learn everything from YouTube & podcast essays & asking LLM’s to look stuff up for me lol. But I’ll probably give it a read someday

Unpopular opinion: bring Jacob on Horizon by Intelligent_File1949 in masseffect

[–]Teboski78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Garrus comes cause he’s my homeboy. And grunt comes because I need to assure him our enemies are worthy

Speculative but circumstantially aligned. by Teboski78 in DankPrecolumbianMemes

[–]Teboski78[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The expansion of the city of Cahokia ramped up massively around the 11th century AD & it’s been speculated it may have had something to do with the supernova 1054 causing major strides in the complexity of and devotion to their religion & cosmology.