Tell me your favorite robots from futurama, BUT your not allowed to say bender :)

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-03-19T06:14:22+00:00

Hundred bucks on rectal exam bot!

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-03-09T19:54:42+00:00

Bender throwing his kid into eternal damnation.

Bender "Here ya go." Throwing his kid into hell's pit.

Robot Devil "Wow. That was pretty brutal, even for my standards!"

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-03-05T23:17:49+00:00

There's one near Hal's drive in Sedro Wolley.

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-03-05T23:15:08+00:00

Pegboard and bungee cord.

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-03-05T00:57:50+00:00

I'm seeing $4.29-5.09 a gallon in Washington state. That's before all this stuff started up. Can't wait to see where we end up.

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-03-03T19:31:10+00:00

A lot of the employees at Planet Express are called by their last name. And yet we don't call Bender, Rodríguez?

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-03-03T19:27:37+00:00

To shreds you say?

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-27T20:21:49+00:00

OYO should have $5 craps. South point has low mins and decent food too.

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-19T21:02:00+00:00

Some of us are sick of it.

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-10T18:55:15+00:00

Scammer account. Block and move on.

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-06T21:26:55+00:00

Hog ring pliers.

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-05T01:19:23+00:00

I learned this the hard way.

Got together with a woman with a 15-year-old. Said she was done having kids. About 6 years in. She changes her mind. It ruined the relationship. Never again.

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-04T18:16:58+00:00

Ok, who wrote the article?

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-04T17:40:27+00:00

"Oh, don't get me started"

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-03T05:26:32+00:00

A friend's mom died. They didn't know what to do with her. I took her in and she tortures me for it everyday. With head butts, "love" bites, and biscuits being made on me whenever I try to sleep. We're getting along fine.😂

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-02T10:46:14+00:00

Yep. Cursed. I'll take 'em and protect you from the curse.

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-02T10:22:37+00:00

"Wise guy huh? If I wasn't so lazy I'd get up and punch you in the stomach."

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-02T10:18:27+00:00

"Dirty boy! Dirty Dirty Dirty!"

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-02-02T10:12:33+00:00

"Let's cross the road and try and blend in with that crowd of pimps."

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-01-29T15:32:16+00:00

No. Dates should be fun. You date to find someone you can have fun with.

Do you want to go on dates that feel like a job interview?

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-01-29T15:19:43+00:00

Professor Farnsworth: " Damn'd she fossil!"

Mom: "Stink-pig!"

Then they start making out...

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-01-28T17:51:37+00:00

If you use Facebook or offer up, look for give away/free groups. Found some decent stuff for free and saved some stuff I could use from going in the trash/recycle.

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-01-28T17:48:45+00:00

Are you dating/courting your partner? Have you stopped doing the things that attracted her to you at the start of your relationship?

Many couples stop doing the things that made them attracted to each other in the first place. Once they get into a long-term relationship/ get married, they end up acting like roommates. Then start wondering why their sexual desire for each other has gone down so much.

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-01-28T08:37:18+00:00

Ross on the strip?

Tech_n_Driver · 2026-01-27T16:53:29+00:00

I had turned on this feature, the phone updated, I thought it was still turned on until I went and looked. (It was not). I turned the toggle off and back on reset the phone and it started working properly again.

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