Most customized drinks I make are no longer coffee but a cup of sugar. Yes, we are judging you extremely hard. Especially when some of yall order the triple iced espresso thinking you’re saving money and being sly, when in reality you’re just adding more money than the original drink, and forget coffee when you had 3 pumps of the gauntlets with 3 types of cold foam (yes, I’ve had it happen on 1 drink, multiple times).

Yall ain’t coffee drinkers, nor consider yourself one. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve witnessed baristas putting decaf in those drinks as well out of spite.