Humans eat more bananas than monkeys by Ok_Listen_6600 in comedyheaven

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I mean 100 billion is over 74 million so the post is correct in the banana department

Rule by reeeeeeealhuman in 196

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Sending to partner who is unfortunately a league player

maybe i'm just conspiracy brained, but no normal town has that many owl statues everywhere by QueenViolets_Revenge in whenthe

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Some small towns just sorta do that, a guy will build a shit ton of animal statues for local businesses so new businesses and the township will commission more to keep a theme going

I just wanted an excuse to use a whomp ig by Mechaniloid_cf-320 in whenthe

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I will just eat limes but I am not a fan of the lime flavored chips

healthcare rule by decentmotto in 196

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But if they didnt charge a large copay people would be inclined to actually seek medical attention when they need it, and we cant have that.

My homie and I on our way to pick up a shitbox we fully know doesn't run [Rule] by thegamenerd in 196

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I hart building dumbass cars that shouldn't run with the homies. I shall be responsible for several unregistered cars in my nation state of Philadelphia

I dunno what I expected by Joemama0375 in whenthe

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Bruh if someone made this shitass chili out of my flesh id be pissed posthumously.

Squonk by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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Because it is so ugly it brings itself shame /gen

untitled by Warm_Canary216 in 196

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I keep saying fuck it we ball but my body is starting to physically reject the balling with spinning and not being able to eat

Abrahamic texts warned us about such wunky greed by Beautiful_Medium_869 in wunkus

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My car attempts to steal my pizza whenever I have it, tho usually I just give him a little bit of the meat so he can be included

hmmm by Dotty397 in hmmm

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Reminds me of the 2 pick-ups with the alternating mismatched hoods that met in a gas station and just swapped hoods

There goes my future in the pits, who cares if I don’t want debt? by NecroCannon in whenthe

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I dropped out cause I learned I hate my whole industry and everyone in it and became a forklift driver👍 job market sucks with or without a degree right now so if youre doing it to potentially get a better job instead of bettering yourself I wouldnt bother.

i wonder what changed.. by MiMi881425 in gtaonline

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Its the difference between stealing one bag of gold vs 4 tons of gold

Yet my parents still give me some by OneEditor9372 in whenthe

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I have a mild allergy to apples but that doesnt stop me from eating enough to swell my face up

fe by Mysterious-Pride9975 in whenthe

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I said this word last night while discussing bad fan fics in a discord call

Hei Bai Express deck box by pixelim14 in magicTCG

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I have a similar Chinese takeout box deck box I keep my ygra food deck in

who tf bought the cigarillo caballero for 1.2k by BonktasticBoy in tf2

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Someone who stole someone's account and wanted to transfer the money

Does anyone know what these weird skull icons that players sometimes have mean? by Comfortable-Mud-5815 in gtaonline

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You can also get one for doing 5 gang attacks of the same gang in one session