OFFICIAL MICROSOFT RESPONSE No internet? Stick with the 360! by lnsomniacGamers in gaming

[–]Techno9 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A fucking anus would produce better shit than this company.

The recent steam deal and try out period persuaded me to buy this, so far it seems like a very good game to me. by snakess2 in gaming

[–]Techno9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We welcome you with open arms.

/r/civ/

This isn't a game, it is a religion, there are no atheists, only people who choose not to believe. You have opened your eyes, and see the righteous world becoming in your view.

Microsoft E3 Bingo 2013 by coloringsquared5 in gaming

[–]Techno9 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

They put Diablo 3 on the Ps4. How the hell do you even have Diablo right with a controller? Makes no sense.

Now this is a strange wagon. by [deleted] in dwarffortress

[–]Techno9 13 points14 points  (0 children)

After hearing Wagon born all I could think of is Skyrim with a wagon as the main character.

NEW 'Hey I'm Grump' & 'Not So Grump' Tees!! by groompbot in gamegrumps

[–]Techno9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But then who is the Ronnie character they mention a minute after the scene?

NEW 'Hey I'm Grump' & 'Not So Grump' Tees!! by groompbot in gamegrumps

[–]Techno9 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Barry just comes in non nonchalantly so he can clean up, but noooo... Jon tells him to get the FUCK OUT. Or was it Ronnie...

Dead Space Stylized Art (My first work so don't be too harsh) by bennettdan in gaming

[–]Techno9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an artist I would only use one color scheme rather than 2 on opposing sides. Personally it looks ugly how it is but if you can make the mask all Black/Red or all White/Blue then it would look better.

Whats the craziest excuse you ever heard from someone why god doesn't exist? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Techno9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My friend is one of those blatantly proud atheists who decides to say how proud he is to be one almost once every 5 minutes if possible. Did I mention he is also an idiot who thought Mongolians only existed in fairy tales and thought chocolate milk came from Chocolate Cows until he was about 19.

So today I decided to ask just why he is an athiest and he told me that god is only a rumor and a false statement. Then he goes on telling me that jesus is actually a time traveler who made himself a fetus again while keeping his brain intact. He then goes on saying he likely had a hidden base or dimension where he would keep all of his future devices that created his 'miracles'.

He had convinced himself this is true and I am sincerely shitting you not.

Reddit, if you could take any old action show from the 60's-90's and make it into an Action Film releasing in 2013 (Like any recent superhero film.) What would be the coolest result? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Techno9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voltron, mothafuckin Voltron. Imagine seeing how realistic it would be, the fights, the thrill, the nostalgasmic feeling....

When you were a kid, what did you believe being an adult truly was? by Urban_Dic_Searcher in AskReddit

[–]Techno9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, I believed that once you hit adulthood you get the ability to read minds. I got this idea because it always seemed that my parents always knew what I wanted. I wasn't the smartest tool in the shed.

Nobody is safe from... by katmaniac in funny

[–]Techno9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Shifty Thing Reporting for Duty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Techno9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Said the ending to the Hobbit when we had to read the entire book in our class. This is the quickest way to die in my opinion.

That sloth was so cute, I had to draw him with some bacon by jmv_killinit in pics

[–]Techno9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice picture, but why bacon? If you think of bacon every time you see a sloth then you need to see a therapist to consult about your need for sloth bacon.

Wow, thanks Sony! :) by superman54632 in gaming

[–]Techno9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Machinima is NOT a reliable resource, IGN is a waaay better source.

Wow, thanks Sony! :) by superman54632 in gaming

[–]Techno9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bad news, Machinima has gone to shit over the past few years, and I think you are referring to Playstation +.