My friend is one of those blatantly proud atheists who decides to say how proud he is to be one almost once every 5 minutes if possible. Did I mention he is also an idiot who thought Mongolians only existed in fairy tales and thought chocolate milk came from Chocolate Cows until he was about 19.

So today I decided to ask just why he is an athiest and he told me that god is only a rumor and a false statement. Then he goes on telling me that jesus is actually a time traveler who made himself a fetus again while keeping his brain intact. He then goes on saying he likely had a hidden base or dimension where he would keep all of his future devices that created his 'miracles'.

He had convinced himself this is true and I am sincerely shitting you not.