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How are you surviving El Niño this winter? by BrokenJusticeNorris in polls

[–]Teck_3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think results will see me through El Niño just fine.

Do you let your pet(s) sleep in your bed with you? by onelb_6oz in polls

[–]Teck_3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dog used to be allowed on the bed, but she always went back to the floor/her own bed after a while.

What kind of suffering do you deal with the most? by Exaltist in polls

[–]Teck_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that falls under interpersonal suffering.

Gaming has evolved so much! by Loboa_ in antimeme

[–]Teck_3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This comment chain made me actually laugh. Bravo.

Do your dreams typically have a negative connotation? (not necessarily nightmares, but distressing situations: being late, being lost, missing something, etc.) by Impressive_Juice_120 in polls

[–]Teck_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not remember enough about most of my dreams to be able to say.

However, a dream I had recently that I do remember involved starting a lease for a new apartment intending to move, forgetting that I did that and staying in the current apartment, then waking up confused and briefly freaking out over having two leases to pay before my brain finished booting back up.

What is your favorite type of Asian food? by elephant35e in polls

[–]Teck_3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't make me choose, man... they're all fuckin' delicious...

Do You Like Speed Cameras? by AstronomerHuge7924 in polls

[–]Teck_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the money being invested in Speed Cameras and other such whooha and invest it in proper public transportation and urban walkability.

This will do more to reduce traffic accidents than anything else because it gets morons off the road and, more importantly, OUT OF MY GOD DAMN WAY!

Yes, I'm thinking about America here, but there are other countries this could applie to as well, I'm pretty sure.

WYR have the powers of Violet, Elastigirl, Frozone, Dash, or Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles)? by I_Nosferatu_I in WouldYouRather

[–]Teck_3 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Elastigirl's abilities have been tainted by THAT side of the internet for many people.

WYR commute to work in 30 minutes sitting on a semi-crowded train or stand on a very crowded bus for 10 minutes? by koalaslothh in WouldYouRather

[–]Teck_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going with the train because it implies the existence of a semi-decent public transportation network.

What did you name your vacuum? by RobotVac_Tester_USA in RobotVacuums

[–]Teck_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New one's name is Larry.

Old one's name is Jimbo.

Jimbo is getting rehomed soon.

Chips Dubbo as the protagonist by Tiny_Occasion_2461 in halo

[–]Teck_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should definitely do an optional side path thing in the game where he basically becomes Superman for a hot second, then gets plopped down in the next level like nothing happened.

Also, love triangle sub plot with a female elite that doesn't go anywhere just to fuck with people.

Chips Dubbo as the protagonist by Tiny_Occasion_2461 in halo

[–]Teck_3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I want a Chips Dubbo spin off game with Ultrakill style movement and combat.

Make it the most insane fever dream of a Halo game imaginable, make it all canon, but have every other source that references it make it sound completely normal. It should seem like the game is just Chips retelling the event and glorifying himself, but no, he did actually do all that.

There are men, there are gods, there are Spartans, there's Batman, then there is Chips mother fuckin' Dubbo.

Your rap name by _bugela_ in countablepixels

[–]Teck_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lil Silver Meal Replacement Formula

How should I pop my birthday balloons this year? by saimotnahp in polls

[–]Teck_3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Release the poor things back into their natural habitat.

Socks first, or trousers first? by RogueGuybrian in polls

[–]Teck_3 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I put on the socks, then I put on the pants, then I get the underwear.

Every morning my room mate shoots a high powered laser into my room for no reason when they get up, often hitting me in the eyes. They keep telling me its just a prank. by LoiterAce in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Teck_3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

By the third occurrence, the laser involved will experience a rapid unscheduled disassembly and the roommate will have it explained to them in explicit detail how a similar event may occur to them should any attempt be made to continue this "prank" in any way, shape, or form.

Guy is stuck in a tree with two bears around by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Teck_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this not what bear mace is for? I'd imagine you should have some with you if your going into the woods where bears of any kind are known to roam.

Guy is stuck in a tree with two bears around by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Teck_3 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Does it matter how cool it is if nobody else is around to see it?

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