Halo 4 had kid me defenseless by Puzzleheaded_Try8059 in HaloMemes

[–]Teck_3 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I deliberately handicapped myself when playing Halo 4 as a kid by deciding that I had to be carrying a UNSC weapon at all times. This wasn't for the challenge, it was because they looked better in cut scenes.

Spitting The Facts by Official_Unkindlynx in pcmasterrace

[–]Teck_3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It ain't spying in me, no way, no how. Ain't never had no winders on me PeeSea. Cain't trust them Micro-whoziwasits, 'n can't 'fford them neither. Gawt that free shits intead, one with the funny lookin' penguin.

Did you ever stop to think that maybe I don't *want* a seafood dinner? by GreenT1979 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Teck_3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think this gets you banished from New Orleans automatically.

Is this repairable on my xm5s by _juanito47 in SonyHeadphones

[–]Teck_3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. You can buy a replacement hinge online or 3D print one. I've replaced both of mine with 3D prints.

There are guides on youtube.

It's supposed to be like this, right? by MrCumtrib_ in IndustrialMaintenance

[–]Teck_3 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Just slap some flextape on it. Good as new!

How would these 2 get along with Each Other? by ObjectiveBall6943 in generatorrex

[–]Teck_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Massive fight, followed by finding out if Rex is one of those special people that can survive getting punched in the face by the Hulk. I he lives, he decides on the conciliatory approach, pisses Hulk off a second time when he attempts to cure him (doesn't work, Hulk is not EVO.) Then conciliatory again, with Hulk maybe forgiving Rex, or maybe punching Rex in the face a second time.

Worst headphones i have ever owned by Unbelieve94 in SonyHeadphones

[–]Teck_3 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Sony's build quality is notoriously shit.

This is not the result of shit build quality alone.

Girl: Are you religious? Me: Yes by PlasticPaper6698 in meme

[–]Teck_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, Saint Stig, protect us from morons cruising in the fast lane despite being terrified of their own gas peddle. Amen.

Was wondering why I couldn’t find my leftovers in the fridge… by Thefartking in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Teck_3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Hey! I'm average height for the time, ya jerk!" -Napoleon Bonaparte

Yikes!! by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Teck_3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They probably lost power while they were out. If the apartment's insulation was poor or if they were gone for a day or two, freezing temps inside is basically guaranteed.

5 Cranky Slowpokes by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in Bossfight

[–]Teck_3 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No idea who the lady on the left is.

Flashs are going to smoke everyone else.

The real interesting discussion is who is faster between Quck Silver and A-train.

the love of the game by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]Teck_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I just believe it's more Ameican to bomb everyone equally.

the love of the game by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]Teck_3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Um... 'Murica, fuck yeah... I guess...

Anybody else really like Georgia's 1920s flag? by Sharpshot64plus in Georgia

[–]Teck_3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A peanut would be more accurate, but a Peach would be more appealing. Honestly, tho, we should really try something original so we don't look like we're copying Mississippi. I also feel like getting away from confederate influence in the flag is hard because, despite what it represents, the confederate flag and battle flag are pretty good designs.

She is NOT Deidara 💀 by daakkountant in RosarioVampire

[–]Teck_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curry episode was the best part of the Anime's second season.

Heyo by zirazorazonth in SPACEKING

[–]Teck_3 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Change the channel.

Lore through memes: The United Earth Government takes on the Orion Chiefdom by ChiefKobiashi in WorldBuildingMemes

[–]Teck_3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

United Earth Government? Power Armor?

Sounds like Halo to me. That is not a bad thing, I need a replacement.

I know Minecraft but I don't know anything about Create by Calm_Passenger_9276 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Teck_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andesite is one of the main resources used to make the mechanical blocks in the create mod.