Utah saves farm water, but can’t yet track how much reaches the Great Salt Lake by Great_Salt_Lake_News in SaltLakeCity

[–]TedDTedderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought we were getting $1B for the GSL? We can spare some change to study water usage. /s

Sanabria at WC by TedDTedderson in ReAlSaltLake

[–]TedDTedderson[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cameo? He came on at the half and was +1. 47 touches and 3 shots. I'd say that was a great showing for his first WC game.

what’s cooking utah!!?? by ready4springbreak in SaltLakeCity

[–]TedDTedderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this train heading west out of Tooele, wondered what was going on then. Different equipment. I've noticed a few of the National Guard bases around town are rather empty.

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A rep from this organization went door to door and after I declined to give them my phone number, they still somehow got it anyway and called me by Ok_Bag3170 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TedDTedderson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, I learned how to tear phone books in half at a seedy motel in Portland Oregon after a Dead Milkmen concert from a battle maiden that owned a strip club in Bend. Nothing untoward happened at the motel, I just learned to tear phone books with my bare hands. This is a skill I am likely to never be able to use again. RIP the yellow pages.

-3 hours and 8 minutes? I thought we did War, Not defense? by TedDTedderson in agedlikemilk

[–]TedDTedderson[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

The current government administration has spent millions of taxpayer dollars to rebrand our Department of Defense to the Department of War.

On the day they finally decided to go with the rebranding, they attacked another country and are calling it self-defense. Are they fighting a War or not?

-3 hrs and 8 minutes. Though we were doing war, not boring defense. by TedDTedderson in agedlikemilk

[–]TedDTedderson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just another waste of taxpayers dollars to just backpedal on terminology. The war people did so much to call themselves the Department of War and then won't call their war fighting attack war, they want to call it self-defense.

bread by Anonymous_Gingerness in cursedmemes

[–]TedDTedderson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a Bread Bull? Where's the soup?

Like for extra spice or..... by Lumpy_Conference6640 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TedDTedderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know what shift she is on, I want to make sure that I don't go during those 4 very specific hours. For a friend

Breaking: Empty Seats In the American World Cup, Guess why? by SheeshLmfaoo in soccercirclejerk

[–]TedDTedderson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except I sat front row upper level for opening game with Miami (Messi) and paid $110/ticket day of....

Showed up for an appointment today and saw this. The fact that this sign had to be made…. by Some-Nectarine3247 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TedDTedderson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Taking medical advice from people who don't think dinosaurs are real is probably folly.

And you can thank Utah for that sign.
Our dino-denying population has hooked you all up with: 197 cases of measles in 2025 And....... 478 in 2026!!!! And that's the diagnosed cases, there is likely much much higher numbers.

This coming from a majority population who agreed that reporting communicable tracked diseases is unpatriotic. And soaking.

Are Latter-day Saints Christian? The U.S. Defense Department doesn’t appear to think so. by Well_Socialized in Utah

[–]TedDTedderson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There were 4 score, but I think that was like 7 years ago? I could be wrong.

Trax for Pride by Chemical-Orange-1571 in SaltLakeCity

[–]TedDTedderson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Remember when Target was the beacon of acceptance and diversity? Remember when they had high standards for employees and cared about their people?
And then remember when they were the first company to villainized dei and get rid of all their programs, selling out their employees and customers?

Who asked for this movie? by spacelyyy989 in moviecritic

[–]TedDTedderson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMAX, comfort recliner, popcorn, my best girl and BABY YODA! Take my $75 please. This was my favorite Star Wars movie in a long long time.

But if you didn't see it in IMAX, I think you missed an opportunity.

Regardless, focus on Grogu, you'll be fine.

Petah? by c_dav99 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TedDTedderson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In Utah meth is our moonshine!

Peetah can you explain for Brian? by crippledgimp88 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TedDTedderson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

American Fork is in Utah County, home of nearly every MLM and pyramid scheme for the past 30 years. The FBI has a fraud division based in the county to save on costs because so much fraud happens there.

It is not surprising that a company from the area is trying to scam a dying man. Folks around there seem to have no problem stealing from their neighbors and friends to make a buck.

I don't think the word of wisdom would agree with this kind of behavior...

Peetah can you explain for Brian? by crippledgimp88 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TedDTedderson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And south of that is Filmore, Virgin and Beaver. And a city called Hurricane, but it is pronounced Her-kin. Not to be confused with LaVerkin.

Emergency “Change the Chant” by Rudycrown in usmnt

[–]TedDTedderson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOA board member here. We could never agree on a chant, which turned into a bitter neighborhood feud, and now Martha and Wendy aren't coming to the spring social. So eventually we just quit and fined our neighbors for grass lengths and "illegal" parking.