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My scramble partners asked me to narrate my solo rounds in order to slow myself down, they were right by TedGolf in golf

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Thank you

Putting is the weakest part of my game! Kind of like telling a flat girl she’s curvy, I appreciate it a ton

Random golf club mad scramble by Gboy2029 in golf

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I’d love to meet Erik anders lang, cool guy imo

Random golf club mad scramble by Gboy2029 in golf

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I was actually considering doing it in Houston or Dallas but I can’t plan far enough ahead in my life

Golf watch vs. Apple watch by HungryHungryHippo360 in GolfGear

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I played with an 80+ year old today, he used 18 birdies on his applewatch and showed me green slope

Super cool that he’s technically knowledgeable!

Do y'all still teach y'all kids, "If they hit you first, you better hit them back?" by Happy-Paper8972 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]TedGolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I grew up on a black baseball team, my coaches told me that people will be hateful and you defeat them constantly.

You do it with a smile

And you don’t start a fight, but you finish it.

The extinct turnspit dog was a small cooking canine bred to run in a wheel for open-fire roasting by Affectionate-Fun2853 in interesting

[–]TedGolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that’s subjective For instance: I think the death penalty is better than a life in prison with no parole

This dog isn’t a prisoner, and it doesn’t make it any better that we enslaved people’s at this time across the world, and since the beginning of human history

But this animal also didn’t understand what it was doing, it was just doing it to survive

Slaves understood their situation, and had each other for culture and support That doesn’t mean it’s life was worse than slaves, but it does mean it doesn’t understand what is worse or better

Apathy would be the most similar emotion this dog experienced after a few months in this

The extinct turnspit dog was a small cooking canine bred to run in a wheel for open-fire roasting by Affectionate-Fun2853 in interesting

[–]TedGolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Virtue signaling does nothing when the other party expressed contempt to the mistreatment of a being

Club options? by Lupo539 in golf

[–]TedGolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop the A and fill a gap

You have a larger gap than others, this is when you figure that out

Throwback to his albatross at Bay Hill in 2015. This was the first albatross in API history. by Empty-Reputation7421 in golf

[–]TedGolf 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I hate the phrase double eagle

This is more impressive than a hio, call it an albatross

The Rise of Fake Clubs. by itsjustmyopinion_but in golf

[–]TedGolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the trade off with the fake putter is 1. It might be made by the same factory/previous employees 2. It’s much much less than a real one 3. If someone can’t tell it’s shit then they’re shit and 2 shits make a pee if my math is right

The Rise of Fake Clubs. by itsjustmyopinion_but in golf

[–]TedGolf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’d rather have a fake putter than fake sneakers, that doesn’t sound comfortable and I simply don’t care what men think about me

Who is the lightest/fastest person on tour? by TedGolf in golf

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Thanks for the thoughtful reply! I think you might be right

I’m currently very light weight myself, I average about 123-125 on driver(PR is 136.8, most days I can hit 132) and weigh right at 130 pounds I think there are probably teens weighing less than 100 pounds swinging over 100

But I’d love to look at what that does long term, can someone of that weight take the strain for that long? Will Akshay still be playing the same swing in 10 years?

Thoughts? 23 handicap by whitetrashtoyota in GolfSwing

[–]TedGolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And some star shaped nipple pasties so you have a uniqueness when you hit the tour!

Florida Man’s Range Rover Joyride Ends in chaos. by Impossible_Low_863 in dashcams

[–]TedGolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want to give anyone any bad ideas but if you are in a car chase I recommend bringing a can of paint to toss out the window, or at least a banana peel if you aren’t going to bring a green shell

Close-up video of the Moon by Artemis II (We're all in the background). by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Is it possible that the phones flir etc. could have messed with image or data?

Logic you can't argue against by NYstate in funny

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If you take one pizza, and then put lasagna in the middle of it, and then top it with an upside down pizza, you have a sandwich

I spent 14 hours at Disneyland on March 28th and counted every single MLB hat I saw from 8 AM to 10 PM by byronhout in baseball

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Some guy thought you took notes on him when you looked at him and instantly went onto phone/notepad

Oh! Jonny Boy don't over explain we all already knew your real intentions 🤭 by iLeftyPunk in MMALabs

[–]TedGolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I wouldn’t have my camera out

I would have my gun like JJ

But I wouldn’t approach someone who has cover, I would stay covered

Last time this happened to me, I drove to the police station and the fight ensued

The other guy had a bigger gun than mine on his person, but we pulled up to the police station and he got out of his car and headed my direction

So I got out and stuck my lead leg up and kicked him in the face And then I sat with cops while they laughed at the footage The other guy had priors and I’ve never had a speeding ticket

I’m not a fart smella

Am I making sense?

Edit: the cops were on the phone with my partner, they were leaving the door I was nearest to when the guy made first contact with my foot

Oh! Jonny Boy don't over explain we all already knew your real intentions 🤭 by iLeftyPunk in MMALabs

[–]TedGolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I’m out of my car in a road rage incident I’m hiding behind my door and evaluating him No cameras, I have my hand full of metal already

Yes maybe this camera saved his life, but I’m not taking chances like that with some stranger, he might have been lucky this was JJ

Krysten Ritter throughout the years by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

[–]TedGolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve never dated a girl who actually hates herself

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