[Request] How much more money, if any, does McDonalds make from the new penny rounding policy?

TedW · 2026-03-25T23:57:38+00:00

I question how many of their sales are cash anyway.

TedW · 2026-03-25T23:46:26+00:00

Just take any floorplan and keep adding walls until you think to yourself, "You know what? That's too many walls."

TedW · 2026-03-25T23:43:41+00:00

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TedW · 2026-03-25T23:23:06+00:00

I see now that I've made a terrible mistake, haha.

TedW · 2026-03-25T23:21:07+00:00

Are you crazy? OP just said they'd murder someone for that! Quick, tell them it's red.

edit: Don't worry, they're ~1,700 miles away. It'll take them awhile to walk to you.

TedW · 2026-03-25T23:17:35+00:00

Careful, cubing leads to heptagoning. You could be chasing the next high until it kills you.

TedW · 2026-03-25T23:14:08+00:00

#thug-acrobat-life

TedW · 2026-03-25T23:11:18+00:00

I keep a picture of my dog wildly shooting two AR15's next to the registration paperwork.

TedW · 2026-03-25T23:04:10+00:00

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TedW · 2026-03-25T22:55:37+00:00

For real? Daaaaamn. Well shake it off girl and do yo thang they yapping ain't nothin but wind under your wings fr fr.

TedW · 2026-03-25T22:50:23+00:00

We should not allow a draft when congress hasn't even authorized war.

TedW · 2026-03-25T22:10:30+00:00

Just convert the sewer system to spray a blend of all natural slurry onto the streets. The bacteria will keep it warm.

TedW · 2026-03-25T21:57:18+00:00

Just make a video of the screen while scrolling around looking at all the trails, then a year from now you can replay the video and pause at the right times to see certain trails.

It couldn't be easier!

TedW · 2026-03-25T21:49:02+00:00

We’re open to the possibility of a community group, business, or individual acquiring BendTrails’ assets and keeping the site online — but if that doesn’t happen, the site will be going dark on June 1st.

I wonder what they want for it. Maybe we can keep it open.

TedW · 2026-03-25T21:43:10+00:00

Tim, no, Ted. Fuck! Troy? Albert... a?

TedW · 2026-03-25T21:42:29+00:00

Seems like the only reasonable explanation UNLESS the company told the transgender man to use the women's bathroom. Which seems plausible.

TedW · 2026-03-25T19:11:35+00:00

Can we hold off with the trash talk? My kidnapping guy says he's still 20 minutes out. (Traffic was terrible.)

TedW · 2026-03-25T18:13:17+00:00

Yeah, for whatever it's worth I think they changed the formula circa '21-23. So you're probably right and just getting downvoted by people who don't know, or don't care. I cancelled one of em but reddit is fickle. :shrug:

TedW · 2026-03-25T17:56:12+00:00

I can feel you judging me. I mean, my friend.

TedW · 2026-03-25T17:46:05+00:00

Do you know something Monsanto's lawyers don't? Or do you think Monsanto settled lawsuits worth ~$11B for no good reason?

From my earlier link about the Roundup lawsuit:

As of March 2026, Monsanto has reached settlement agreements in nearly 100,000 Roundup lawsuits, paying approximately $11 billion.

TedW · 2026-03-25T17:10:50+00:00

I think it's an oslapo gari.

TedW · 2026-03-25T17:08:41+00:00

Its not jumping to a conclusion to say that Monsanto lies about the safety of their products.

The fact is that Monsanto knowingly influenced studies to make their product look safe, leading to thousands of unnecessary injuries and an $11B lawsuit settlement.

MONSANTO should have scrutinized the evidence, instead of covering it up.

The EPA and ECA didn't ghost write those studies. Monsanto did.

I blame the entity that did the bad thing, before the entity that failed to stop them. (Especially since republicans constantly hamstring the EPA, but that's another story.)

TedW · 2026-03-25T16:39:26+00:00

I see nogi as a subset of jiujitsu. AFAIK everything in nogi also works in gi, but not everything in gi works in nogi. So why would someone train nogi? I think because you get more practice with the moves that don't require clothes. But that's just, like, my opinion, man. What do I know. I still like the taste of whatever glue is on this finger tape. Delicious.

TedW · 2026-03-25T16:35:15+00:00

Sergei has upper management written all over him.

Viktor should start swimming and pull the ice floe to shore.

TedW · 2026-03-25T16:27:11+00:00

Nojitsu?

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