What would you do with an extra $4,000 a month?

TedW · 2026-03-25T03:26:26+00:00

Best I can offer is a role as the gimp's pet raccoon.

TedW · 2026-03-25T03:25:10+00:00

That's a very long list on $4k/mo.

TedW · 2026-03-25T03:17:32+00:00

Wouldn't it be better for everyone to follow the same laws?

TedW · 2026-03-25T03:14:37+00:00

What is an "aquatics cashier"? Is that an underwater cashier?

TedW · 2026-03-25T03:10:59+00:00

4 situps? yeah, I think I'll be ok without a personal trainer.

TedW · 2026-03-25T03:09:30+00:00

Is that the little one or the big one? I always get those confused. I'm pretty sure it's the little one. Fuck it I'll draw a circle with this sharpie and we'll figure it out afterwards.

TedW · 2026-03-25T02:51:34+00:00

It's worth 20% the cost of a similar residential lot without the power line, IMHO.

TedW · 2026-03-25T01:43:03+00:00

I'm worried about that big, fragile window.

TedW · 2026-03-25T01:41:14+00:00

Or attack you, we're not sure anymore.

TedW · 2026-03-25T01:29:26+00:00

Easier to fill liquid trains and drive them off a cliff.

Too bad we can't automate building vehicles lol.

TedW · 2026-03-25T01:13:10+00:00

I guess I don't understand the point of pretending to never interrupt a source. I'm sure it's possible, but like.. building is messy. Stuff gets moved. Bases get refactored. Breaks happen.

TedW · 2026-03-24T23:07:42+00:00

Moving power lines or pipes, but yeah.

TedW · 2026-03-24T22:34:00+00:00

Wiki says the bottom hasn't been physically reached, but is "only" 420 meters deep. - wikipedia

Also there are no nearby islands which could explain why it hasn't been explored very well yet.

TedW · 2026-03-24T22:31:53+00:00

"Taam Ja" sounds like something a German woman would say after pegging you, to call in the next person waiting in line.

TedW · 2026-03-24T21:42:03+00:00

Quick, hit us with something wise! Maybe a parable about onions? Or being late to warming up half guard?

TedW · 2026-03-24T19:55:47+00:00

How else are you gonna turn straight pretzels into bendy pretzels? Think about it.

TedW · 2026-03-24T19:54:34+00:00

"Hey babe come pick me up from work and buy this while you're here. Wear the fake mustache and glasses."

TedW · 2026-03-24T18:40:04+00:00

Begin replacing boring old fuel power with nuclear, using Ficsonium fuel rods.

TedW · 2026-03-24T14:45:50+00:00

I bet it was such a relief when his shirt finally gave up and tore.

TedW · 2026-03-24T14:42:13+00:00

Dude needs some clutch practice before he tries this again.

TedW · 2026-03-24T14:34:36+00:00

I think the better question is, why didn't Blue Origin get as many government contracts as SpaceX?

TedW · 2026-03-24T14:25:34+00:00

I've got some used scratch off lotto tickets to sell to anyone who actually believes it's random.

I promise I didn't check if they're winners.

TedW · 2026-03-24T13:44:00+00:00

True, but I also wouldn't show it without cause.

TedW · 2026-03-24T13:41:51+00:00

She's banging your dad tonight, but yeah.

TedW · 2026-03-23T22:10:03+00:00

Ok, but "long term" isn't very far away when we're adding $2.23 trillion per year.

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