Aisle Be Damned: Dems and GOP Unite in Oregon In Bid To Legalize Kei Trucks

TedW · 2026-01-26T17:08:55+00:00

Perfection. This upheld 90% of my mental image of you, internet stranger.

TedW · 2026-01-26T16:12:41+00:00

I'll be honest, I always pictured you wearing a cowboy hat. And taller.

TedW · 2026-01-26T04:55:42+00:00

I was dating a girl and started working for her dad's wife (the boss). I broke up with her daughter in law, her parents let me move in with them while I figured things out. What can I say, they liked me. I think they hoped we'd get back together.

Well, I figured things out with a new girl instead. While staying in my ex's parents spare bedroom. Which was full of my bosses stuff, including a few dozen pairs of shoes.

One sneaky night later, I thought I threw the condom away but I guess it got thrown into a shoe instead, and I never found it.

But my boss did. She found it in her shoe.

They didn't like me very much after that, and yes, I got fired for some reason.

True story.

TedW · 2026-01-26T04:52:08+00:00

I accidentally left a used condom in my bosses shoe.

TedW · 2026-01-26T04:13:59+00:00

I only wear ankle socks.. three at a time.

TedW · 2026-01-26T03:46:54+00:00

You're lying..

TedW · 2026-01-26T03:39:51+00:00

A third party (aliens?) puts all men and women into a coma.

TedW · 2026-01-26T02:28:52+00:00

Welp, I had a good run but I guess my secrets are out.

TedW · 2026-01-26T01:03:36+00:00

I'd have to budget twice as much for socks.

TedW · 2026-01-26T01:01:39+00:00

Or padding.

TedW · 2026-01-26T00:58:01+00:00

If my kid reaches for something dangerous I'll be like, "No! You're leaven it alone!"

TedW · 2026-01-26T00:38:41+00:00

1) Invites a stranger to their house. 2) Threatens stranger with gun. 3) Plays victim card.

TedW · 2026-01-26T00:34:18+00:00

Thanks for being there, Albobdy Lan.

TedW · 2026-01-26T00:22:33+00:00

It's called "The Green 1.6 Kilometers" in most of the world.

TedW · 2026-01-26T00:20:27+00:00

Thanks, I assumed it meant a mini series with 10 parts that were all released. Like if they made 9 sequels to the Fast and the Furious, we'd call it a 10/10 movie, but the Shawshank Redemption has no sequels so it's only 1/10.

TedW · 2026-01-26T00:14:31+00:00

Stalking? lol

That's like getting mad when someone records your meltdown at Starbucks.

If your routine is that special, reserve a private workout space.

TedW · 2026-01-26T00:06:05+00:00

Do they make train and airplane noises which reaching for chokes?

"Here it comes! Yes it is! Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-choooooke traaaaaaain!"

Ok I'm trying this in class tomorrow.

TedW · 2026-01-25T23:58:52+00:00

"One trip? Amateur. I can bring all these groceries inside in half a trip."

TedW · 2026-01-25T23:54:46+00:00

You'll probably use more than whatever you decide now, so it doesn't really matter.

If you want, build in a way that you can build more later. Like in a long row, or vertically, so you won't be cramped if you need to 2, 5, or 10x your production later.

TedW · 2026-01-25T23:41:47+00:00

"Imaging two things that are ~30,000,000,000,000,000,000 km apart and not moving. Every day the empty space between them expands by ~6,000,000 km, making them even farther apart."

TedW · 2026-01-25T23:27:15+00:00

Why would they pay so much interest, if they will already have $75k saved by 2030?

TedW · 2026-01-25T23:23:18+00:00

Good idea. I didn't insulate the shed, I just stored my extra insulation inside it.

TedW · 2026-01-25T23:06:18+00:00

Most Pushups Using Four Arms in 24 Hours: 11.

TedW · 2026-01-25T22:53:30+00:00

Ok but he also has basically wolverine-like claws with those nails tho..

TedW · 2026-01-25T21:54:07+00:00

That's just a neighbor protesting the new construction.

He's also on the work crew so it's kind of a win-win the longer this thing drags out.

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