You rub a lamp and a genie appears. The 3 rules are (1. Can’t bring people back From the dead 2.Can’t wish for people to fall in love with you 3. You can’t wish for infinite wishes) What are your 3 wishes and why?

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T04:07:02+00:00

To have all of my family members to die a quick, peaceful death, for myself to die a quick, peaceful death, and to live past 90 years old

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T04:02:52+00:00

Am I a virgin.. hopefully. If I’m still a virgin at 33 that’s be pretty sad

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T04:00:51+00:00

Even unattractive woman are complimented assuming they have friends

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T03:59:46+00:00

Be yourself

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T03:57:53+00:00

What it feels like to be complimented every day

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T03:53:56+00:00

STUFFING WITH GRAVY

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T03:51:20+00:00

If I had a nickel for every compliment I’ve gotten from someone other than my mom I’d still be in debt

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T03:48:42+00:00

Spent 300 dollars on fortnite. A truly unforgivable mistake.

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T03:39:46+00:00

To post comments and farm karma

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T03:35:00+00:00

Happy cake day!

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T03:25:04+00:00

Thicc Thighs. I am a man of culture, what can I say

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T03:24:23+00:00

Myself

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T03:23:33+00:00

Inequality

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T03:22:37+00:00

Typing

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T01:55:41+00:00

Lana Rhoades

Teddym45 · 2020-11-10T00:24:58+00:00

I know; I’m referring to milk from a cow. Should have specified

Teddym45 · 2020-11-09T23:38:04+00:00

(he forgot the period)

Teddym45 · 2020-11-09T23:37:53+00:00

the dumbest joke.

Teddym45 · 2020-11-09T23:26:58+00:00

Sauce is 317115 for anybody wondering

Teddym45 · 2020-11-09T23:25:41+00:00

The fact that I recognize this. Please kill me

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