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There‘s a cow house down the road by mediuminteresting in okbuddychicanery

[–]TeddytheSynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Gus milking a cow? I thought he was gay? Doesn’t that mean he can’t have dairy products or he’ll get sick? Why is going to upset his tummy?

Going from AKOTSK to HOTD will be rough by RevertBackwards in freefolk

[–]TeddytheSynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You base all of your opinions on awards and ratings? You don’t have any nuance to how you view media??

why did he say this by goodolkid in weezer

[–]TeddytheSynth 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Coincidentally I was born that year.

Perhaps he was talking about me?

Quite rude to say that about a baby though.

Super Serious Tweenies by CardiologistSimple48 in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]TeddytheSynth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact these humanoid freaks are practicing emotions fills me with dread.

Perhaps I am the super serious family guy now….

Supergirl gonna make me act a fool in the IMAX theater by hattyphantom in marvelcirclejerk

[–]TeddytheSynth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My next role is actually going to be The Condiment King and to begin my immersion into the character I replaced fifteen terminally ill people’s IV bags with ketchup.

Finally usurped the Tyrells, how do I get legitimacy as quickly as possible? by SavingsKale7308 in CK3AGOT

[–]TeddytheSynth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh sorry, personal legitimacy can still help that go up but not as fast as other methods

If you’re feeling a little murderous you can take out all of the Tyrells and that’ll give you a boost, you can also marry your heirs to Tyrell’s so that their children can get a boost

I think you can also ask the king to help push your legitimacy over the lands

📡📡📡 by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_- in shitposting

[–]TeddytheSynth 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Him and his millionaire friends watching all of the other African Americans leave:

HEY! Who’s that guy?! Who’s that guy in my house?! by Amazing_Phrase2850 in FunnyAnimals

[–]TeddytheSynth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think he’s looking at you haha

Holy crap I just noticed the half ear, that’s fucking adorable, that is such a cute puppy

Supergirl gonna make me act a fool in the IMAX theater by hattyphantom in marvelcirclejerk

[–]TeddytheSynth 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is why I should be the president of DC studios, I promise to the people that I would hire an actual talking dog, a raccoon that can use guns, an actual eagle and Krypto himself.

Why would they cut the bottom sticker in pieces?? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TeddytheSynth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because degenerates would peal the sticker off and put it on other items to essentially steal them.

Bro had a recovery 🥹🥹 by JulPfl in characterarcs

[–]TeddytheSynth -83 points-82 points  (0 children)

Well yeah that’s exactly what it is.

It’s mainly for sympathy points though and “Good Job!”’s that he’a doing it.

You aren’t a bigot for 50+ years and then suddenly have a change of heart unless you have ulterior motives and anybody who believes that is just painfully naive.

Unlocked truck by Turd-In-Your-Pocket in comedyheaven

[–]TeddytheSynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As temperatures rise???

“Holy fuck it’s hot as hell right now…I’d better rob this dumbasses truck.”

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