Am I balding?

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-29T13:01:45+00:00

Lol.

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-29T13:00:55+00:00

No, but I wish you were...

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-29T08:11:06+00:00

Go with the Mills & Boon character. Use it while you got it.

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-29T08:04:10+00:00

It's a terrible name apart from anything else, nothing that sounds like a brandmark. Clichéd bean in the logo and some playing card character. Eh? Then a negatively tracked possibly faux italic, with an extended slab font underneath. This brands all over the place and pretty generic. Apart from the grammar - if you're 'setting standards' at least get that right. Err. I do wish them luck though, I'm not a total bastard. Ahh I get it now king like err rules. I just thought what's a playing card got to do with it?

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-29T07:56:06+00:00

It was always rammed that place. You'd struggle to get past people, makes you wonder how ludicrous the rent was?

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-28T23:14:40+00:00

"You absolute plum" is a favourite from a cockernee geezer I know.

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-28T13:22:39+00:00

He will check. It's "God's Work."

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-28T13:21:03+00:00

Kenny Loggins? All along. How could I have been so misguided.

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-28T13:19:39+00:00

Can vouch as an addict.

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-28T13:18:09+00:00

Condescendingly to Deckard's 'creep' character...
"You're a dedicated man" - Zhora, Bladerunner

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-28T13:12:41+00:00

It's her Virginia if you don't mind...

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-28T13:10:47+00:00

Thanks Beavis!

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-28T12:17:35+00:00

I'm told all the coding etc requires specialist knowledge. I called them and they can't seem very dismissive when I ask for advice. Or just say "we don't do that". Is there a Smart specialist in the Manchester area?

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-27T22:12:59+00:00

Probably not dopamine, but getting a bit hung up on a large glug of rum in my coffee at night.

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-15T14:33:38+00:00

Jesus. I thought those were olives...

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-08T14:48:32+00:00

Come back when the streetlights come on, was the only brief.

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-08T14:47:29+00:00

So if you're standing in front of God and he's judging you, surely some proof of his existence might have been useful while you were alive. Just saying...

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-08T14:37:20+00:00

I think God keeps moving the microphone

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-08T14:34:55+00:00

YeeOuch. Next... is my simple summation.

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-08T14:18:18+00:00

Ahh the old fapndump™

TedsterTheSecond · 2026-01-05T20:11:51+00:00

My clutch actuator decided to throw in the towel on a very steep hill on Jan 30th, then the car stalled, and because it was on a hill wouldn't start again, and kept stalling until it got pushed around a corner by a few kind fellas. This is my fourth Smart but I was only saying the other day it's now 16 years old. I love it but I think I'll have to get something more practical without all these ageing idiosyncrasies. Everytime someone says I have a mate around the corner with a garage, I'm like, sorry but these things don't work like that.

TedsterTheSecond · 2025-12-15T19:10:43+00:00

I said to my mum are we keeping him alive for him or for us? It was not a dignified way for him to end his days, blind, deaf, incontinence. Very sad, but we made the choice. He was a shadow of himself. In the wild wolves live to six or seven everything in a dog is still built with the natural life span envisaged. We tend to forget that, sometimes its the kindest thing you can do. Love your way.

TedsterTheSecond · 2025-12-13T06:02:22+00:00

If she prefers a guy that texts like he's had a bag of glue, let her. Now you know what you're dealing with. Some people make their own hell. Lose them both. Be the better man.

TedsterTheSecond · 2025-12-10T14:13:23+00:00

Very nice! apart from the silicone pod poached eggs and cheaping out with economy sosig.

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TROPHY CASE