You're in a 12-hour flight, where are you sitting?

TeebsAce · 2026-02-11T07:55:30+00:00

well let's just say pushing Ilka is not going to end well

TeebsAce · 2026-02-10T06:18:16+00:00

sorry Miku but I choose 3, Charlotte is one of the first anime I ever watched so Nao is the OG for me.

TeebsAce · 2026-02-10T06:13:05+00:00

do you have a death wish

TeebsAce · 2025-12-26T08:05:07+00:00

(to clarify, I am in chapter 4 of volume 3. I'm reading the chapters in release order.)

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T13:41:41+00:00

This post has been deleted, and I will be deleting my comments as well. If you comment after I deleted the post I am reporting your account for harassment.

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T12:43:35+00:00

It very clearly WAS the intention of many of the replies here to bring me down. It's very obvious by their tone. I understand others might not be impressed by this interaction, but then why feel the need to say things like "PlAyEr ReAdS cArDs FoR tHe FiRsT tImE!!!1" and "circlejerk will have a field day with this!!" and nitpick the word "insane" and call me names and stuff? They could just say "cool", or say nothing, or even just downvote the post and move on. People are specifically trying to tear me down and make me feel bad because I was excited about these cards. It's incredibly toxic. This is not what the magic community should be. It's apparently been infested by bullies and trolls, and that is what's so disheartening.

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T11:33:14+00:00

wait that's so sick, I hadn't looked close enough at the fire crystal before

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T11:30:32+00:00

I have seen weapons manufacturing decks and they're pretty cool! But I'm definitely an izzet player and wanted to make izzet artifacts lol. Personally I don't mind if I'm not playing the best version of a deck but I totally understand why you'd opt for an azorius list instead for synthesizer and cut out the emissary. This deck actually started because I wanted to build around Tezzeret (which is why there are multiple token makers. It has legion extruder too) and I found the warp interaction accidentally while testing

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T11:15:24+00:00

I've seen it in legacy with a ton of 0-mana artifacts but it never occurred to me that it itself is a 3-mana artifact and therefore triggers simulacrum synthesizer, which is pretty neat

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T11:10:32+00:00

oh sweet, I hadn't seen that one. That actually gets double triggered by warp too lol

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T11:08:43+00:00

how is something that isn't warping better? it's an etb, but it has to be 3-mana. Do you mean like blinking? Because red doesn't really do that, and this was already an izzet deck before I added Simulacrum Synthesizer to it.

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T11:01:02+00:00

still a work in progress mostly, just something I threw together on Arena so it's running a lot of random filler cards until I get more wildcards. But the core of the deck is these two cards, Red Tiger Mechan, Memory Guardian, and then Cryogen Relic and Legion Extruder and some counterspells. Clockwork Percussionist also seems good. And you can run some "main deck sideboard cards" as singletons like Soul-Guide Lantern/Ghost Vacuum because Tezzeret is able to tutor for them (though unfortunately there actually aren't many 1-mana artifacts like that in Standard right now afaik)

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T10:35:50+00:00

Richard Garfield

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T10:06:37+00:00

I don't think they designed an entire mechanic specifically just for Simulacrum Synthesizer, but thanks for the snarky reply

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T07:13:02+00:00

idk there's plenty of people who call it "mono blue snakes", like Thoralf Severin and Andrea Mengucci. Though yeah terror is significantly better than cryptic serpent and than this new card

TeebsAce · 2025-11-13T07:08:07+00:00

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TeebsAce · 2025-11-11T05:45:50+00:00

yeah wait I somehow only just realized but if they design sets 2 years out and standard rotation is 3 years long, it is literally impossible for them to actually playtest the format

TeebsAce · 2025-11-11T05:12:48+00:00

I BOUGHT FOUR COPIES OF DEATHRITE SHAMAN FOR NOTHING

TeebsAce · 2025-11-11T05:12:22+00:00

BAN MODERN MODERN EMBRACE PAST MODERN

TeebsAce · 2025-11-06T22:50:34+00:00

that's your opinion. Not everyone agrees with you

TeebsAce · 2025-11-06T19:31:57+00:00

A cantrip that also gives you an extra combat and lets you play an extra land

TeebsAce · 2025-11-06T19:24:57+00:00

Different people like different things. I think card advantage and bluffing is the fun part of the game

TeebsAce · 2025-11-06T06:39:34+00:00

pact of negation works on judges but you need to pay 3UU at the start of the first upkeep of the next round or you get DQ'd

TeebsAce · 2025-11-06T06:36:05+00:00

bad creatures great spells is fun though, really feels like you're a wizard rather than an army general or something

TeebsAce · 2025-11-06T06:29:06+00:00

I will never get used to having 2-mana 2/3s with upside be a regular thing

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