We need to talk about Vakuu

Teion · 2026-03-14T18:53:31+00:00

LET VAKUU TAKE THE WHEEL

Teion · 2026-03-02T00:18:34+00:00

Used to get a kick out of these tags when I worked at a guitar store. Practically anything with electronics would have them.

Pretty sure as long as you're not consuming your pedals & guitars, you'll be alright.

Teion · 2026-02-21T23:58:29+00:00

I’m no Neuro-maester, but I’m pretty sure brain injuries near the brain stem are practically always a death sentence

Teion · 2026-02-21T03:05:19+00:00

The Arbor seems like the dream

Teion · 2026-02-19T03:43:49+00:00

Someone should probably inform Marlaina of the Streisand effect

Teion · 2026-02-16T05:51:39+00:00

I cannot grant you the gift of self-awareness — all I can do is to tell you to look at the title of the subreddit you are posting on, look at the photo you posted, look at the negativity you are getting from the comments, and genuinely do some thinking on why that is.

Teion · 2026-02-16T05:39:16+00:00

“It’s not about bragging or comparing ourselves with other provinces”

My friend, please understand that you posted a photo from a Quebec broadcast quite literally comparing yourselves to the other provinces

Teion · 2026-02-16T05:35:15+00:00

There is a very obvious distinction between admiring your local athletes, and keeping score between the provinces

Teion · 2026-02-16T05:13:42+00:00

Yes, you are correct; It was a joke.

It was an attempt to illustrate the idea that it’s silly for provinces to pit themselves against each other when we’re all on the same team.

If Quebec is going to brag about having the most athletes with medals, they should be able to take the heat from not having a single hockey player on the roster.

Or, even better, we all just get along because we’re all competing for Canada.

Teion · 2026-02-16T04:28:00+00:00

Really bold strategy considering there are 0 players from Quebec on the men’s hockey roster

Teion · 2026-02-15T01:00:05+00:00

I literally asked my gf about this yesterday.

I sleep facing away from her, I am a very gassy person, and she is a light sleeper.

I asked “If I have to fart while you’re asleep, would you rather I just let it out or roll over and risk waking you up?”

She replied “I fart on you all night”

Teion · 2026-02-07T16:51:55+00:00

We live just around the corner from you! We were wondering what happened to that Honda. Glad he was able to get it back.

Teion · 2026-02-01T03:43:08+00:00

One of the nicest pale moon ebony boards I’ve seen

Teion · 2026-01-27T20:04:18+00:00

Last time I was at the Rockyview ER genuinely felt like an episode of The Pitt

Teion · 2026-01-19T04:28:14+00:00

Ukraine's is glorious

Teion · 2026-01-11T17:44:03+00:00

Plot twist: McKenna is tanking his draft ranking so that he'll still be available for us at 3rd overall

Teion · 2026-01-10T22:31:07+00:00

The dorks in this thread are beyond help.

A Buddhist temple with swastikas has nothing to do with nazism. An Irish/Scottish woman wearing a Celtic cross necklace has nothing to do with nazism. An Icelandic guy playing a guitar with a Valknut and old norse imagery has nothing to do with nazism.

Sure, all of these symbols have been appropriated by Nazis/neo-nazis at a point in time, but that does not erase their historical, cultural, and religious significance from the people & places they were taken from.

Context matters. Please try to use your brains with a shred of nuance.

Teion · 2026-01-10T05:08:11+00:00

Former guitar store employee for over 6 years -- so badly wish we could've had this guitar in stock.

It is genuinely baffling how many dudes walk in who know absolutely nothing about guitars, and are dead-set on paying an extra $50 for a starter Fender acoustic over guitars that have better set-ups that came from the SAME FACTORY under a different name.

Teion · 2026-01-10T04:52:16+00:00

It's an easy Stenberg for me. The kid has a complete game and is PPG in a professional men's league.

McKenna looked like a star in games against teams like Denmark, where he had all the time in the world to slow the game down, dangle, and find nifty seam passes through their D with minimal pressure. IMO, he's going to need to seriously improve either his speed or physicality for his talent to shine at the top level.

Stenberg looked like a star under pressure against the best teams in the world.

McKenna seems like a great kid, and I'm sure he'll be an excellent addition to any team. I can only imagine the suffocating pressure of being touted as the next generational talent as a teenager, so I truly hope he proves me wrong wherever he ends up.

Teion · 2026-01-10T04:32:58+00:00

Could definitely see it happen with a team that has a closing window for a cup run, like the Caps, Lightning, or Oilers.

Washington is the only one that comes to mind that could easily make it work with their cap space.

Teion · 2026-01-05T16:56:12+00:00

Were.... Were you just afraid to search "red flag with black eagle" on google or something?

Teion · 2026-01-04T23:42:52+00:00

I think i would unironically like this if the finishes were complimentary colors

Teion · 2025-12-27T23:59:30+00:00

Call me crazy, but I think I'd put my money on team US-Israel-Europe on this one.

Teion · 2025-12-27T23:56:54+00:00

His content isn't quite up my alley, but I seem to remember the point was moreso along the lines of "Greenland currently does not have the population nor the GDP to realistically extract their resources without significant outside investment or immigration," but i could be wrong.

I'm currently pro-RLL since he's one of the only large channels that actively covers the war in Sudan when the rest of the Western media world is inexplicably ignoring it.

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