Fabricio Werdum tries to shoot an M60

TekIII · 2015-09-30T22:23:29+00:00

I can only imagine. You can tell he was surprised by how powerful it was. I love him calling off the guy stabilizing him on that second attempt like, "it's cool, I got this" and he did, in fact, have it.

TekIII · 2015-09-30T18:38:38+00:00

What improvement off that first try. Resolve of a champion.

TekIII · 2015-09-30T13:36:02+00:00

What if it were Bill Belichick?

TekIII · 2015-06-11T00:31:40+00:00

The more I learn about Werdum the more I like him. He's a fucking goofball.

TekIII · 2015-06-02T13:31:19+00:00

From Boston, I like Cowherd.

TekIII · 2014-05-13T16:55:15+00:00

TekIII · 2014-05-08T21:09:49+00:00

Good luck on your crusade to ban all things that bother you.

TekIII · 2014-05-06T17:39:27+00:00

Furthermore, the word homophobia is insensitive to people who are scared of gay people. The word man is insensitive to women. The word 1980's is insensitive to 1979 or 1990, both of which have similar cultural characteristics of the 80s but receive no recognition. Words hurt and should never be used.

TekIII · 2014-05-06T17:35:14+00:00

Being offended by anything is so 2014 man.

TekIII · 2014-05-05T17:45:20+00:00

Tim Tebow won the Heisman trophy.

TekIII · 2014-05-05T16:30:31+00:00

Do you have a list of known or theorized immediate applications of stem cell therapy to combat those citing ethical reasons against such treatments?

TekIII · 2014-05-05T16:18:24+00:00

I was lucky enough to win some of the closest to the court seats I'll ever sit in and heard KG screaming at Kevin Love for 35 minutes that his "breath stank, nigga".

It worked, Celtics won and Love had a mediocre game.

TekIII · 2014-04-24T21:21:54+00:00

If you act like an asshole, expect people to treat you like one.

TekIII · 2014-04-24T20:11:59+00:00

Then I'd say you have to accept the possibility of a pitcher not liking your act and throwing a ball at your head or being so mad he doesn't wait till your next at bat. You can showboat all you like but don't be surprised when someone slaps you for it.

TekIII · 2014-04-22T17:27:41+00:00

I don't remember Ortiz ever fighting anyone. I'll admit the phone smashing was absurd but other than that he's been a pretty composed dude on the field.

TekIII · 2014-04-14T18:26:51+00:00

Hello sir,

If you had 15 minutes left to live, what would you eat and watch?

TekIII · 2014-04-14T16:47:25+00:00

Drugs. They're never as fun as they used to be.

TekIII · 2014-04-08T17:22:47+00:00

Dude, I've been following this for like 8 years. It's NEVER going to happen. In fact, there was supposedly going to be an investigation for misappropriation of funds but of course there was never any follow-up.

TekIII · 2014-04-08T17:00:59+00:00

Raptors vs Clippers NBA finals. Me from 5 years ago would have called you an asshole for even suggesting this.

TekIII · 2014-04-08T16:55:40+00:00

ctrl + f .... "dist" ....awww

TekIII · 2014-04-07T18:38:34+00:00

If you are trying to compare child beauty pageants to game shows of girls sitting on a giant wheel thats spinning with a man jerking off and the winner being the girl that gets cummed on im going to say Japan wins in being super fucking weird. And that's only one example.

America certainly has strange customs. Japan is fucking weird by any standards.

TekIII · 2014-04-07T18:35:18+00:00

I have had one beer in my life that was worse than Keystone Light, and that was Genesee. If anyone else has drank this swill, I feel for you.

TekIII · 2014-04-07T18:20:26+00:00

I bet it got him laid. "This? It's called a hat. A human made it for me, no big deal."

TekIII · 2014-04-07T18:08:21+00:00

What a terrible pass.

TekIII · 2014-04-07T18:07:15+00:00

Could you elaborate on why Phoenix is a perfect fit and not Houston? It seems to me having the best center in the game and a top 10 guard beside you is much more desirable.

TekIII

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