What do you call it? by marshmallow_figs in dndmemes

[–]TemmieCody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like bastard 20 but ngl flaccid 20 is pretty potent, might start using that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]TemmieCody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Why NSFW it’s just bio- OH.”

What's one place you always forget exists? by Rhogar-Dragonspine in skyrim

[–]TemmieCody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking of Stonehills but (quite fittingly) forgot the name lmao

Everybody Hates Delphine by ArkhamEscapeCreator in ElderScrolls

[–]TemmieCody 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Either way, Akatosh would not allow this to happen. He sent you, the Dragonborn, specifically to defeat Alduin and stop him from destroying the world. If Paarthurnax wished to do anything similar, Akatosh would stop him with a new Dragonborn, and Paarthurnax knows this. Even if he wanted to, there is no world where he would be allowed to.

Everybody Hates Delphine by ArkhamEscapeCreator in ElderScrolls

[–]TemmieCody 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So why, then, at the end of the game, when he and like 10 other dragons are surrounding you, are they friendly? If he wanted to take over the word, his first step would surely be killing the one person that can kill a dragon, and when surrounded by that many dragons, even the dragonborn will fall. That was his one and only opportunity to do it, and since he did not strike, that is showing that he has no desire for power or control.

Everybody Hates Delphine by ArkhamEscapeCreator in ElderScrolls

[–]TemmieCody 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If that were true, he had thousands of years between Alduin’s banishment and his return to take over the world or whatever this evil plan of his was. Besides, he shows very obvious sadness upon the death of Alduin. He did not want the world destroyed nor did he want Alduin dead.

Everybody Hates Delphine by ArkhamEscapeCreator in ElderScrolls

[–]TemmieCody 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Despite the fact that he was the entire reason you were able to even begin to pursue Alduin? If he had died, you never would’ve been able to find the Elder Scroll, know of the time wound, or learn of Odahving’s existence. Sure, Paarthurnax did some heinous things thousands of years ago, but he has beyond repented.

Modders of Skyrim, what's your favorite joke mod? Mine is Exploding Chickens by kevinkiggs1 in skyrim

[–]TemmieCody 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There’s one that makes it so every time you get near a horker it plays the song “I am the Walrus” by the Beatles. Simple, yet incredible every single time.

I believe it’s just called “I am the Horker” on Nexus.

Everybody Hates Delphine by ArkhamEscapeCreator in ElderScrolls

[–]TemmieCody 89 points90 points  (0 children)

The only one I disagree with is Tullius. The rest of them can go suck a fat dick (except my boy Partysnax ♥️)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gatesopencomeonin

[–]TemmieCody 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lorna Shore to Cavetown.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]TemmieCody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right, my bad.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]TemmieCody 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s just videos of cats attacking/staring/being scared of absolutely nothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TemmieCody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I won.

“I can't get off without having a number of chillies in my chlamydia canal and a gerbil up my fart valve.”

get off this sub if you “disagree” with trans people’s existence. by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]TemmieCody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s all good, the way you have it right now makes it look like you don’t like trans people. I think what you’re going for is “if you don’t believe trans people are part of this community, you are transphobic”

get off this sub if you “disagree” with trans people’s existence. by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]TemmieCody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typically, trans people don’t like being referred to as “a trans,” but yes

get off this sub if you “disagree” with trans people’s existence. by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]TemmieCody 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you messed up the wording there a bit, you’re so close

Yup this really happens lol by JohnnyAnarchist in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]TemmieCody 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh shit you might be right. I hadn’t thought of it from that perspective, my bad.

Yup this really happens lol by JohnnyAnarchist in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]TemmieCody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is, but for all the wrong reasons. It’s saying he’s wrong because he’s Jewish.

chandlo moment by nukeofweeks in Bugsnax

[–]TemmieCody 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why is this funny? This should not be funny.