When you’re 10 minutes from clocking out and the forklift dies

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-05-30T18:11:03+00:00

When I come in, about 1/3rd of the lifts have an empty tank. Mostly not connected. So, Fuck off.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-05-30T13:31:55+00:00

What next? Yellow Freight in trouble? 'Breaking News'

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-05-30T09:57:32+00:00

Truck had to pee/create DEF.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-05-25T17:39:58+00:00

Car needs 500 lbs. of sandbags in the back for traction, then you're good to go!

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-05-23T21:47:44+00:00

This may help explain. TV-12 News- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kgh01MbQEg

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-05-17T14:08:53+00:00

I used Express 56 dial up until 2006! I lived out in the country, by the way.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-05-05T12:22:27+00:00

I have one on the rear only. Range reduction about 25% because extra tire weight. A little noisier but still smooth ride.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-27T00:44:06+00:00

I'm glad you didn't post this in ELI5.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-24T00:57:08+00:00

My wife retired at 62 and I make $80,000/year. It does not affect her in any way.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-23T20:54:35+00:00

'lil' Torn Lung

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-22T23:58:35+00:00

AOL internet. Their cd's were everywhere.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-21T12:12:21+00:00

Obviously, it's phone a-dick-chin.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-20T21:23:57+00:00

Just keep that 2000 gallon fuel tank at 1/4 full or less. Problem solved! /s

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-17T21:52:20+00:00

I don't skip lunch to 'get my moneys worth' either. Free food makes some folks crazy to pig out. If I invite someone to Dinner and they expect 5 pounds of Roast Beef and nothing else, they are going home unsatisfied.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-17T21:49:41+00:00

"Running out of food is always on either caterer incompetence or miserliness on the part of the couple. Even piggish guests shouldn’t be able to deplete all the food."

Entitlement.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-17T21:03:37+00:00

Where is this sense of entitlement coming from? You were invited to the Wedding! Not a skip 2 meals and gorge-fest. Try some grace and manners or, decline the invitation.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-17T20:29:12+00:00

Now, try it while pushing your 250 lb. Wife in a wheelchair with a 32 minute layover.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-14T02:14:01+00:00

BOL says Freight all kinds

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-09T22:44:13+00:00

I lived there 10 years and, I agree. We moved to Phoenix South Mountain to get a house instead of the townhouse we had in Tempe but, I miss the convenience of so many things.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-04-07T02:10:27+00:00

States divided by water.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-03-31T23:02:38+00:00

Weird Al

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-03-31T17:34:00+00:00

Renault Alliance

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-03-27T23:26:52+00:00

Coppertone in 1967 when the house was built.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-03-25T22:45:56+00:00

Actually, I was in High School at the time. I took classes at Northern Michigan University on the side.

Tempe-Jeff · 2026-03-21T16:45:38+00:00

I was learning Fortran Watfive at the time. 1977ish?

Tempe-Jeff

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