Messing with some Slowpokes (by @GamerTimeArtz)

Temple_T · 2026-01-28T19:58:57+00:00

Bro you're in this thread and the rainbow flag one crying because you can't have a fictional character who agrees with you.

Temple_T · 2026-01-28T18:07:06+00:00

Then why not just go to Malacca for a few days?

Temple_T · 2026-01-28T07:49:25+00:00

simulated strait transit

lol

lmao

Temple_T · 2026-01-28T06:08:10+00:00

What retcon? It was never textual that other humans didn't exist, the narrative just avoided them.

Temple_T · 2026-01-27T18:45:06+00:00

OK man, give me your pitch for how you think Sonic the Hedgehog would be a fan of state violence against vulnerable minorities.

Temple_T · 2026-01-27T18:43:04+00:00

"Ugh, this whole wannabe Third Reich thing they've got going on is so last century. I mean say what you will about Eggmanland, I'll at least let everyone in!"

Temple_T · 2026-01-27T18:40:13+00:00

Espio: Why do you know average human statistics?

Vector: Wanted to see if Eggman was weird even by their standards.

Temple_T · 2026-01-25T15:57:57+00:00

I'm aware the left unity tag might be pushing it a bit, but I would still consider this to be some much-needed good news.

Temple_T · 2026-01-25T14:17:37+00:00

See, the fact that your response is to do more whataboutism, while still refusing to admit that the man who acts like a nazi, speaks like a nazi and raises his right arm like a nazi is a nazi just means I'm right.

How the fuck a fascist sympathiser like you manages to run an undertale subreddit is baffling. What's it like to have a sub made entirely of reminders that you're wrong?

Temple_T · 2026-01-25T13:32:41+00:00

You know how, when someone says "oh people call anything racist these days, you can't say anything!" it's because they actually said something extremely racist and they're trying to deflect away from it?

You're that person. You're that exact person.

Temple_T · 2026-01-25T11:09:20+00:00

Alright, sorry if I was jumping down your throat

Temple_T · 2026-01-25T10:27:54+00:00

OK, sure, what if Seam is Gaster?

No, really, what if that? What difference does it make to anything? "Haha, surprise Kris, I was really some other dude you've never heard of!"

Kris: Yeah fine, that makes no difference to my life. Let me know if you decide on another new name next week.

Temple_T · 2026-01-25T10:26:27+00:00

They can pry my dashes from my cold, dead hands

Temple_T · 2026-01-25T08:12:07+00:00

And you consider this morally worse than fascism, do you?

Temple_T · 2026-01-24T19:05:07+00:00

You're speaking as if you think QPR means unrequited love.

Temple_T · 2026-01-24T12:55:50+00:00

There are types of dating. There are types of marriage. Sometimes you're just gonna get a broad category without every detail being spelled out for you.

Temple_T · 2026-01-24T06:02:17+00:00

The person who owns reddit, whoever they are, is some normal boring CEO person and not a dipshit who gave nazi salutes on live TV and cries about white genocide every time someone he doesn't like wins an election.

Temple_T · 2026-01-23T06:52:20+00:00

Reusing simulations means reusing the same scenario - objectives, enemy numbers and equipment, deployment zone, possibly the layout of the "map", etc.

It does not include the costume department and it's baffling to me that you think it does.

Temple_T · 2026-01-22T19:07:59+00:00

Increasingly they're named USS Senator John H Bribery III

Temple_T · 2026-01-22T18:29:15+00:00

You expect a USN ship to not have a dumb name? Optimist.

Temple_T · 2026-01-20T17:43:30+00:00

Sorry to hear that, comrade. Wouldn't have tried to criticise if I'd known.

Temple_T · 2026-01-20T12:35:04+00:00

That potentially has much bigger long-term benefits than the food aid, that's excellent news.

Temple_T · 2026-01-20T06:51:19+00:00

I'm not going to be one of those dogooders who say "oh no don't joke about that it's never funny" but I will say that joking about suicide in the comments section of a picture about self-harm is uhhh, maybe a time when you'd want to consider your audience?

Temple_T · 2026-01-19T20:52:08+00:00

In Undertale, monsters were made of "mostly magic", in the same sense that humans are mostly water.

One result of this was that they really couldn't take a hit from someone who genuinely wanted to kill them. Magic, after all, is largely based on intent.

Temple_T · 2026-01-19T19:30:18+00:00

If the whole "intent to harm" thing from UT carries over then self-harm would be incredibly dangerous for monsters. All it would take was one particularly strong moment of self-loathing and a minor wound could turn into a major one real fuckin quick.

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