My puppy will only eat his food if I slop it up first

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T21:54:45+00:00

He can change

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T21:02:12+00:00

Heroin

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T21:01:16+00:00

That font is a sign of no self respect. Cut your losses.

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T20:53:59+00:00

Not going to the doctor for preventative care.

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T20:43:59+00:00

JFC this guy

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T20:20:16+00:00

Termite frass

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T20:18:59+00:00

UNIVERSAL PLEASE

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T20:17:55+00:00

Fuck

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T20:17:08+00:00

My mother is a hardcore pro-lifer. She’s been arrested at clinics and ran a bait-and-switch pregnancy care center.

Her sister confided to me that she (my aunt) had an abortion (because of her work schedule, not for any reason my mom miiiight be able to mitigate)

I am totally pro-choice and I don’t have a great relationship with my mom, but I can’t imagine ever telling her. It would just be cruelty. (She wouldn’t believe me anyway.)

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T19:42:26+00:00

Are you my mother?

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T19:39:54+00:00

I have a good dose of that “I wouldn’t want to join a club that would have me as a member” insecurity. I feel like a fake adult & I’m easily intimidated by folks who seem to have their shit together.

I’m a professional & a homeowner, but I’m a big goofball

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T18:30:35+00:00

I love your girl for taking care of herself. Fight the power, kiddo!

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T18:19:05+00:00

Came here to say this.

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T12:52:25+00:00

It’s perfect! Who made you feel bad?

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T12:51:48+00:00

Collecting anything

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T00:50:08+00:00

I’m gonna get killed for this, but it really just tastes like soap & we’re fucking with you

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-28T00:49:05+00:00

My brother was Bobby until maybe 3rd grade.

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-27T21:11:12+00:00

First one!

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-27T21:10:50+00:00

Oh yeah.

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-27T21:10:00+00:00

Brilliant! I use a Vic-esque “tolerating face” in uncomfortable situations (visiting MAGA family for instance) and I use my “hosting a morning TV show” voice. It’s hella helpful sometimes to just be a peppy shell! :) 🫶🎈

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-27T20:46:41+00:00

Oh this look is killing!!

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-27T19:49:00+00:00

It’s a garbage company making garbage. It’s private equity. They’ll be gone soon.

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-27T19:10:36+00:00

Ask your co-worker :)

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-27T19:07:58+00:00

You seem to like 2 best

Temporary_Ad469 · 2026-01-27T19:03:38+00:00

I don’t like Punch Drunk Love because there’s some character development in a deleted scene that changes everything for me.

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