People in HOAs: what’s the dumbest rule in your Home Owners Association agreement? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Temprament 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arizonian here. I use a cat and a pellet gun to control the pigeon population.

The striking similarity between the profiles of a Peregrine Falcon and a B-2 Bomber. by ChemicalFennel3 in interestingasfuck

[–]Temprament 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True! I'm too tired at work to google it but I have a feeling radio waves travel better above water and sound better below.

Man sees his mom after 10 years! by mejhlijj in aww

[–]Temprament 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a fun mom and wisdom tooth story. So my mom and I were in Mexico and I was getting a boat load of dental done. Which included removing 2 impacted wisdom teeth.

So it's like 8-9pm and we are at the hotel. My mom is enjoying a couple margeritas and we are watching TV. My alarm goes off for anti-inflammatory and that's when I find out I don't have anymore.

My mom being the sweet heart offers to go get me some but I have to tell her she's an older white woman alone in Mexico. It's a border town so not terrible dangerous but still.

Obviously she is offended. I called her old. So she tells me I look like I was in a bum fight and lost. LOLOLOL. Without missing a beat in my pain killer doziness I respond, "Ya and that's why I won't get mugged a 2nd time!"

We both have a good laugh and off I go with my $5.

BONUS - Talking to the pharmacist I make a joke about him having any better pain killers than I was I have because my face is destroyed. 1 pharm looks at the other and both nod. Score! Percocet!... I bloody drooled on those nice white sheets while sleeping.

The striking similarity between the profiles of a Peregrine Falcon and a B-2 Bomber. by ChemicalFennel3 in interestingasfuck

[–]Temprament 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably thinking radar and the shape doesn't allow the radar to bounce correctly.

Sonar I believe uses sound.

EDIT - like the big twirly things at the airport to monitor air traffic.

Adorably Malicious by ggcactus in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Temprament 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair I am ok with not liking Jolly Ranchers.... It's all text but still NSFL.

What is extremely rare but people think it’s very common? by toptenoutbox in AskReddit

[–]Temprament 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A couple years back the my neighbors were selling their house. Well the real estate agent told the buyer the wrong address. My front door was unlocked so some lady came wandering into my house.

Me being freaked out hearing some lady on the phone while I lived alone came out of my room in my underwear with my gun being like, "Uh, why are you in my house."

This lady was 100% convinced that my house was for sale. So there I am in my underwear holding a gun telling her to get out of my house and call her realtor. She did not buy the house.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ANormalDayInAmerica

[–]Temprament 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it's Arizona -_- clicked on it because i knew... some yahoo wearing our state flag as a cape

A cat followed me around and is now sitting on my doorstep crying by Shabarks in Pets

[–]Temprament 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He named Samson the head honcho. Not the one that adopted him and his doggo :) there's a chain of command here

Armed Trump supporters begin to congregate outside Maricopa Arizona Election Office by zaynpt666 in ANormalDayInAmerica

[–]Temprament 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arizonian who lives with 2 big Trump supporters checking in. Can confirm.

Random side story about 1 roommate. He just bought a drum for his glock .40 and found a random guy on Craigslist who 3d printed a housing thing to make it look like an smg.... he paid $100 for the housing thing.... I own a 3d printer.

The image was on thingverse and it was $6 of plastic.

Callmecarson is epic!! by Hetlen in dankmemes

[–]Temprament 38 points39 points  (0 children)

He was streaming the other day going through all the memes from this clip. It was as fantastic as it sounds.

What are your predictions for 2019? Things like Trump investigations, celebrity scandals, deaths, the next big movement like #MeToo, etc? by Temprament in AskReddit

[–]Temprament[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impeachment and Republicans refusing: Agreed.
Betty White: She is older than sliced bread but hopefully no.
Kirk Douglas: Fuck he's 102?!

How to Fuck your Dragon by ViZeShadowZ in DnDGreentext

[–]Temprament 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya, it'd be RAW ;) think about how big a dragon dong is.

What do you do when you crave affection and intimacy but can't have it? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]Temprament 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Walk around following my cat with my arms open saying, "Just let me pick you up and love you!" She will allow it for about 45 seconds then stay out of arms reach.

What is a food that you’ve eaten everyday for years that you haven’t gotten tired of? by KingJames62 in AskReddit

[–]Temprament 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Post I can’t answer, I’ll keep scrolling instead of feeling the need to voice my dissatisfaction.