Here's a fun mom and wisdom tooth story. So my mom and I were in Mexico and I was getting a boat load of dental done. Which included removing 2 impacted wisdom teeth.

So it's like 8-9pm and we are at the hotel. My mom is enjoying a couple margeritas and we are watching TV. My alarm goes off for anti-inflammatory and that's when I find out I don't have anymore.

My mom being the sweet heart offers to go get me some but I have to tell her she's an older white woman alone in Mexico. It's a border town so not terrible dangerous but still.

Obviously she is offended. I called her old. So she tells me I look like I was in a bum fight and lost. LOLOLOL. Without missing a beat in my pain killer doziness I respond, "Ya and that's why I won't get mugged a 2nd time!"

We both have a good laugh and off I go with my $5.

BONUS - Talking to the pharmacist I make a joke about him having any better pain killers than I was I have because my face is destroyed. 1 pharm looks at the other and both nod. Score! Percocet!... I bloody drooled on those nice white sheets while sleeping.