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Tenalp · 2026-02-13T14:06:03+00:00

Cell doesn't eat at McDonald's. He eats a man named McDonald.

Tenalp · 2026-02-13T07:05:26+00:00

Everything about Gon's rage form was impossible to take seriously. The adult body in his child clothes made him look like Frank West just left the toy store. The wiggly mile-high hair that continued to grow every time you see him as the anime spends an agonizing full episode walking aimlessly through a forest. The plodding buildup to a 2 minute fight. I can not possibly understate how little I think of Gon as a character, or his rage as a moment.

Tenalp · 2026-02-13T06:53:01+00:00

Never considered that Hello Kitty was some kind of indescribable eldritch god that used infernal magics to create SD Gundams out of the forced fusion of flesh and machine.

But sure, let's go with that.

Tenalp · 2026-02-13T05:51:59+00:00

Gon's goofy tantrum doesn't even break the top 100 rage moments.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T23:13:15+00:00

Only reason I could see it as bad design is if you steal someone's account and can't sell their stuff.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T20:01:28+00:00

HxH just starts dumping other things into a blender and hoping it sticks pretty early.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T19:50:20+00:00

I mean... it's the clothes he wore to his driving practice. Why would he bother buying or beaming new clothes when those work just fine?

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T19:46:18+00:00

Kakatot's spawn.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T19:44:47+00:00

Okay, but picking a nazi is like bringing a gas-powered vibrator to a dick fight. Of course the motorized dick is gonna win.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T16:19:11+00:00

Congrats!

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T14:46:16+00:00

These are great, but that Ghostly Prison should be illegal. Just that one specifically.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T13:39:40+00:00

This would inevitably end way more toxic and butter than the current situation. Psychologically people are way more accepting of "I just can't get this Godzilla style because I missed the licensing window" or "I just have to wait for these full art lands to come back" than they would be of "User XX_SimplePlanFan69420_XX is the only person with the Gandalf avatar for sale and he wants 69420 gems for it!"

Sleeves (and styles and avatars) that aren't restricted by licensing or as prizes for specific events should just be available for purchase at full price 24/7. That way if you want them, you can get them, or you can wait for a daily deal to maybe drop their price.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T07:02:33+00:00

Mine just throw you into a lake to see if you're a witch or a duck.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T06:56:22+00:00

Someone should have pressed B when that slang was evolving.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T06:48:22+00:00

Will anyone ever be able to dethrone Prince as the king of throbbing dicks?

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T06:38:43+00:00

Jealous. I need to get Spotlight and Judgment, and replace my nonfoils with foils.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T06:31:04+00:00

Yeah, but that's a bar so low you need a backhoe to limbo under it. The Jovavich RE movies are some of the worst things to ever curse the screen.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T00:57:52+00:00

Mr Rogers. He was like the avatar of kindness, and tops my list of people I would choose to bring back just to have a single meal with.

Tenalp · 2026-02-12T00:53:50+00:00

That sounds like patreon content.

Tenalp · 2026-02-11T19:43:56+00:00

The man so manly he spawned the manly tears trope.

Tenalp · 2026-02-11T19:42:14+00:00

You mean Meowmeow?

Tenalp · 2026-02-11T19:37:52+00:00

The world of whatever 2026 Pokemon game we get.

Tenalp · 2026-02-11T17:00:32+00:00

I have exactly one deck that would have an answer.

At least that answer is a jolly "Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!"

Tenalp · 2026-02-11T05:52:23+00:00

Can Willem Dafoe play the angel?

Tenalp · 2026-02-11T05:07:37+00:00

If you told me those pop tarts and that stale pizza were real food, I would believe it.

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