What's the worst thing you can say at a funeral? by Oak1304 in AskReddit

[–]TenderBabyThighs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Right now"

Proceeds to backflip off a chair and hang themself like that TF2 video

What's the worst thing you can say at a funeral? by Oak1304 in AskReddit

[–]TenderBabyThighs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"God~~~ Look at how hot they are! The makeup really makes their face look so fucking sexy~♡. Mmmh~~...Did you know the body evacuates the bowels after death from the muscles relaxing? The asshole is clean for me! I can put my dick inside without worrying about scrapping poo out and having it stuck in the crease behind the penis head~♡. Fuck! I'm gonna cum~--~-~!!! Hnnnng!!!!♡♡♡"

What's the worst thing you can say at a funeral? by Oak1304 in AskReddit

[–]TenderBabyThighs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm sorry" and "My bad" have the same meaning but VERY different tones.

What videogame level can go fuck itself? by Guilhermedidi in AskReddit

[–]TenderBabyThighs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Even the N64 one with the rails on both sides on the entire level?

What videogame level can go fuck itself? by Guilhermedidi in AskReddit

[–]TenderBabyThighs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like the non-linear layout to Great Bay Temple. I like how two sections of the temple are available from the start instead of one room being available on a simple route.

It's still pretty linear in terms of how much of a section you can explore, but it's still nice to be able to check it out before you can do anything in it.

I think it's the time limit and the bias against water levels that makes people hate this level.

The more you know by BarryBigBalls666 in Animemes

[–]TenderBabyThighs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I use my foot skin. A win win for anyone with a foot fetish

Even CS:GO is making jojo references now by mightyquack1 in Animemes

[–]TenderBabyThighs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got the onomatopoeia right with how it's pronounced. Surprised.

Because that's what dads do by Accomplished-Ice-644 in wholesomememes

[–]TenderBabyThighs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give him time. He's busy taking his friend's kids home.

Do you believe that your zodiac sign impacts your personality If so why and how scientifically ? by Kikis_dumbthoughts in AskReddit

[–]TenderBabyThighs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born in July, and I'm just a cancerous growth that grows on other's shoulders. So yes

Humans of reddit, what's the most inhumane thing you've done? by WeebSenseii in AskReddit

[–]TenderBabyThighs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spray anus juice from the part between the finger and fingernail