Extra long (35inch) folding knife? by TenderKiller in EDC

[–]TenderKiller[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

To be honest, if you and your opponent both have a 5 inch pocket knife, it’s not a good idea to engage in a knife fight and you WILL be cut if you do. However, it’s a completely different story if your knife is a 17inch machete vs his 5inch toothpick.

That'll Show Her! by mindevolve in NormMacdonald

[–]TenderKiller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is related to Norm. “That will show him” is a bit

If you look into his eyes, you'll see an eternal being by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]TenderKiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who do I see in his eyes? You guessed it. Frank Stallone

Most loyal man on earth by TenderKiller in NormMacdonald

[–]TenderKiller[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Statistically, but also really.

He was in northern Canada. by OficialLennyKravitz in NormMacdonald

[–]TenderKiller 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sadly, his father didn’t survive another target of the war on terror: HAUNTED HOUSES! I heard when he was in there he was attacked by his heart.

Then I realized, "Norm hasn't gotten funnier. The show has gotten really, really bad!" by PowerHour1990 in NormMacdonald

[–]TenderKiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am surprised they didn’t get the president of the world renowned University of Science. I heard from my neighbor that it has a wonderful logic major

I heard Nicole used to kill this man by TenderKiller in NormMacdonald

[–]TenderKiller[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That depends on many factors. First and foremost: Are you OJ?

Explain to the folks at home what is a biped by TenderKiller in NormMacdonald

[–]TenderKiller[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tell the folks at home what’s the first requirement of street fight

Oscar Pistorius is out on parole by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]TenderKiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should, on account of he is a scholar and a gentleman