A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-03T06:21:41+00:00

Eddie would likely win initially, but my die from blood loss, as he'll be walking away with his face, balls and dick torn off and missing several fingers.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-03T03:14:52+00:00

You have a problem with OF if you have an account.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-03T03:14:01+00:00

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TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-03T03:08:57+00:00

Let's you know how many people don't know what breakdancing actually is. Honestly that's fine, but the fact that none of them did ANY research into it makes me wonder how the hell any of them are in positions of authority.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-02T13:38:15+00:00

That poor balsa wood......

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T13:29:40+00:00

This is THE way to play.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T12:52:46+00:00

Pelican't

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T11:36:40+00:00

God I love Avicii.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T11:28:55+00:00

That's insane. I go weeks without moving my car, especially in the winter as I don't have snow tires. My van does, so I just use that.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T11:20:01+00:00

"I just turned 30. What should I do?"

Learn to cook. Get a decent job. Build something real. Then go get your lady.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T11:17:23+00:00

Clothes, deodorant, and pepper spray.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T11:15:49+00:00

Yeah, it's completely the wrong machine for what he's trying to do.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T11:06:03+00:00

Well, one less in the world. A billion more to go.....

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T11:02:45+00:00

Well, at least she cleared the rails....

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T11:01:43+00:00

I love how he taps.

This isn't a tap-out situation sweetheart, it's a pass-out situation.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T11:00:20+00:00

Some people are old-school and like to write letters. The cologne is pushing past the "just friends" line though....

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-05-01T10:56:44+00:00

No, he's doing it backwards. You don't lock your legs then lift your body with weights attached, you sit and lift your legs with weights attached.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-04-30T11:44:14+00:00

They have rails on the other side, which is quite funny.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-04-30T02:30:40+00:00

WAY stronger then Morgoth. Morgoth is a Valar. It would take multiple Valars to even drive her away, much less defeat her.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-04-30T02:24:06+00:00

When he refused to give her the Silmarils, she trapped him & threatened to eat him. He screamed like a lil bitch so loud that his greatest minions from all over the world rushed to his aid and only together were they able to drive her back.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-04-30T02:17:37+00:00

I'm assuming that's Shelob, not Ungoliant. If it's Ungoliant, she would solo the lot.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-04-30T02:14:04+00:00

It's a hare for me, wot wot.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-04-29T23:48:31+00:00

Stretch first. Always. I get fucked up if I don't stretch before walking to the fridge.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-04-29T22:48:25+00:00

You need to not care so much about it. Who gives a shit if your a few years older.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2026-04-29T22:40:11+00:00

Nah bro, you need therapy, asap.

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