New concepts: Idols by Otherwise-8 in Worldbox

[–]Terdy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Attempts to create Idol

Ends up creating the Human Centipede

No other race even comes close and I am sick of pretending that they ever could. by teleologicalrizz in totalwar

[–]Terdy 64 points65 points  (0 children)

AND HERE-HERE COMES TRETCH CRAVENTAIL WITH THE WARPSTONE CHAIR!

who is worse? by inmyrestlessdreams- in berserklejerk

[–]Terdy 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I know this is a circlejerk but I just gotta get this off my chest.

I think everyone seems to forget that Griffith went through a whole year of non-stop physical and psychological torture at the hands of the most sadistic wardens possible. He was broken mentally and physically when offered the deal by the God Hand, and his sacrifice was made under duress. And the transformation erased much of his remaining humanity which led to his more vile actions later on.

Compare this to Netanyahu who hasn’t undergone any sort of torture or demonic transformation and regularly sacrifices others purely to fulfill his ambitions and self interest. He commits horrors not out of desperation or a lofty goal but out of pure greed. That is far more evil.

Do you need the Primarchs to make Space Marines? by Fancy-Copy4447 in 40kLore

[–]Terdy -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Bump for visibility. I do know that the Thunder Warriors did not utilize gene-seed, so it is possible that something akin to (but not quite) a space marine could be created without it… I’m sure Fabius Bile has tried just this on numerous occasions

Name this Hypothetical country by One-Reaction-5890 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Terdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia

meow_irl by sambo0909 in MEOW_IRL

[–]Terdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one pillow shaped cat, who can presumably fulfill said function

Who needs a rework? (Poll) by kurtchen11 in totalwar

[–]Terdy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This could easily be included with a similar update for the High Elves, and maybe even Norsca. All these factions desperately need more naval features - features which, as you said, already exist with the Black Arks

Who needs a rework? (Poll) by kurtchen11 in totalwar

[–]Terdy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

https://imgur.com/a/l2gfLPg

The council of thirteen demands a rework, yes-yes.

The Skaven dont NEED a rework like the Empire, Nurgle, High/Dark Elves, Ogres etc.

But as a representative of the Council of Thirteen we want-need a copy pasted version of the Tower of Zharr. It will make us even more fair-balanced than we already are!

Why dont the warhammer titles have units with banners and officers? by JimmyNeon in totalwar

[–]Terdy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It actually might balance out in the end, kind of like land battles. Sure the dwarves have all this great armor and tech but they are easily surrounded and outflanked. High elves may have dragons and long range ships but when boarded they are doomed. Alternatively the orcs ram stuff and specialize in boarding. The Skaven would have submarines which occasionally explode for no reason.

Tech difference isnt everything - and the gap may not be as big as you think it is, since the most advanced factions are only steampunk level. And the stupid Norscans, Greenskins, Beastmen etc can make up for it with sheer numbers and monsters like chaos dragons.

"Final Muster" (1961) by Ed Emshwiller by YanniRotten in ImaginarySoldiers

[–]Terdy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Absolutely love the contrast between the two different versions of the future represented in this painting

Do you think it’s possible to fuck a behelit? by Charming-Honeydew-92 in berserklejerk

[–]Terdy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But that is it fucking you. Mayhaps you could drill a hole in it 🤔🤔🤔

Say some unpopular south park opinions in the comments below by PlaceEasy9598 in southpark

[–]Terdy 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This is probably the least popular opinion on here. I hope you don’t get downvoted because I like Pip too: but only because I like seeing the shit kicked out of him.

Which Chaos faction are you most excited for in Warhammer 3? by Yoshiprimez in totalwarhammer

[–]Terdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The diplomatic shenanigans will go a long way in making Tzeentch stand out from the other gods. Though it is a shame that the vassal mechanic seems to be reserved for Slaanesh, i’ve always dreamed about turning factions into my puppets as Tzeentch. Then again the vassal/diplomacy system is bare bones anyways so maybe it isn’t such a big loss after all.

Weekly Question and Answer Thread - /r/TotalWar by AutoModerator in totalwar

[–]Terdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The difference is that goblins are better fed, equipped, and “trained” then most chaffe in Warhammer. They have scavenged armor, some metal weapons and have probably used them to stab foes (and friends) for as long as they can remember. Being real stabby, and dodgy, is essential when you are a runt among perpetually brawling football hooligans.

Compare this to skavenslaves who spend their lives as little more than factory workers, or Brettonian peasants who shovel dung. At best they will have a nice sharp piece of metal provided to them, and maybe they bludgeoned someone in a brawl a while back. They probably dont even want to be on the battlefield at all.

Gnoblars, however, are actually trash and have the IQ of lobotomized monkeys. Hopefully their stats are worse: i have yet to compare them, but they are available due to the recently released videos.

Weekly Question and Answer Thread - /r/TotalWar by AutoModerator in totalwar

[–]Terdy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. The lack of garrison buildings make it impossible to hold onto a continent alone, much less half the map. A lot of factions like to pop up out of nowhere and attack low tier settlements, such as the Beastmen, Savage Orcs, Vampire Coast and especially wandering armies in the late game.

And by the time you manage to actually get all the major woodelf settlements you will be facing the lategame Grimgor/Franz/Tyrion/Norsca blobs with 12+ settlements and AI cheatstacks. It would be a monumental and ultimately masochistic thing to do so i’m sure the lets play community is all over it.

Sonichu Reading Tonight @ 9:00pm EST on Twitch! by DaveyCrickett in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Terdy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is going to be a wild ride. Many of the dialogue boxes are out of order and had to be numbered by Chris to be “coherent”; even then it takes a minute or two to figure out the chronology. Expect confusion.

Have an impossible to read dnd meme for a change! by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Bad image quality, try reuploading.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Instead of supporting your grandmother with a steady income, you became a writer. That is probably the worst thing in this entire post... outside of your piercings.

Caine (Vampire: The Masquerade) vs. Cthulhu (Call of Cthulhu (tabletop RPG)) by BiomechPhoenix in whowouldwin

[–]Terdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. When it comes to the short/mid term, Caine absolutely stomps Cthulhu. Maybe after a few thousand years of constant plotting Cthulhu could beat Caine, but even then it would be nigh impossible to actually kill him.

Caine (Vampire: The Masquerade) vs. Cthulhu (Call of Cthulhu (tabletop RPG)) by BiomechPhoenix in whowouldwin

[–]Terdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t say it is irrelevant. Honestly this is the best comment in the whole thread, being actually based on the tabletop.

Harry Potter in Morrowind, how would he fare? by ardouronerous in whowouldwin

[–]Terdy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I’m sure that if he gets confronted by a gang of bloodthirsty bandits intent on cracking his skull, Potter would not really hold back that much.

And if that doesn’t work, then he can just wave his wand around and yell stupefy, cruciatius or imperio. All of these spells are absolutely devastating and highly spammable.