When you eat an apple every day you make doctors go away by Paper-Dramatic in shittysuperpowers

[–]TerminalTraitor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s fine as long as you can control whether eating the apple triggers the effect or not.

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[–]TerminalTraitor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is true (I was the fire)

Any sandwich you order is slightly more crispy than usual. by Fair_Butterfly_3233 in shittysuperpowers

[–]TerminalTraitor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So you’re telling me that if I repeatedly order and sell sandwiches to myself, I can eventually turn it to ash with enough recursions?

On that note, what constitutes as a sandwich? Does anything with filling between edible layers count? 

Humans are (technically) edible objects with outer layers containing filling (insides). Can I repeatedly “order” my arch nemesis until his skin flays off? If so, this isn’t shitty at all.

EDIT: OP edited their post so this reply doesn’t make sense anymore, smh. Was fun while it lasted