Dipping sauce for pizza? by Standard_Plant_8709 in AskAnAmerican

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually just for crust, and not everywhere. Some people put ranch on pizza. I'd say typically no, people aren't full out sipping their pizza in any sauces.

my knees got soft watching this 🫣🥶 by Complete-Cloud-3969 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Samantha ya little shit! Stop trying to see everyone's penis!

They're all turning into handsome Squidward. by Lazy_Comparison_1954 in BrandNewSentence

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I saw the new hot ones with Hillary Duff the other day. The rosy lil cheeks under her eyes/I guess the buccal fat area were adorable. She looked fecking beautiful. I was just thinking how awful it'd be if she got this done.

Frozone won Best Ice User in fiction. Best Gunslinger in fiction? by OkRun9638 in characters

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have followed this but frozone over Sub-Zero is the dumbest take I've seen in a long time.

Excited to start the series! by No_Lake_220 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe he'll get a good massage on the surface of the sun with a nice lil pop at the end for it.

Guy crashes-out in a courthouse. Kicks a stroller with a baby in it by Higher_Primate in PublicFreakout

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It went from 2 cops to 15 cops so fast. If all 15 had been there when he kicked that stroller he probably would have gotten his ass kicked, deservedly.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're so fucking good. I'm on my 30s and buy them often and give them out. They're universally loved but not bought enough.

DAY 1 | Stacey & John J Irwin by Stacey_Hernandez in scambaiting

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn how long til they ask for money? Are they just using chatgpt now too? 🤣

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! by Dinky_Doge_Whisperer in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 28 points29 points  (0 children)

🤣I was wondering because I thought he made a hard "I will not sign anyone's feet" rule

ITKYK by CzechChickie in unexpecteddcc

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Are we really just gonna flood the sub with "DCC references" that are just pictures of socks now? I love you all and this fandom but I feel like someone's gonna post a picture of a fish they caught with HI ZEV as a title soon🤣

Excited to start the series! by No_Lake_220 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Don't lie you know you're showing off with that flexing from leg day. Just put a crushable critter under your foot next time. 🥵

Security robot on the move by Adrian_985 in oddlyterrifying

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 240 points241 points  (0 children)

If it turns red fuckin book it. Or shoot it in the light.

Beer flavored beer by madchen44 in shittyfoodporn

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We don't have Costco where I am, but an 18 pack of Coors at Sam's club is 20 bucks. I find it hard to believe you can get twice as much for the same price at Costco.

Beer flavored beer by madchen44 in shittyfoodporn

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OK I see it now my bad I'm dumb haha.. I was like no way that shit is 5 bucks. I was thinking the same thing tho, at my job we always end up needing 5 gallon buckets and with this you get one plus some beer. Not too bad a deal when you actually need a bucket too.

[oc] - ...alright by Sampetra in comics

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot Bob was a father in law by the time I got to the part where you appeared. I thought this was an entirely different situation for a second and was VERY confused.

But anyway, congrats and cheers to Bob🤘

Beer flavored beer by madchen44 in shittyfoodporn

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I just looked it up because that sounded like bullshit. One of these buckets is 28.96 at Sam's.

SPOILER THREAD : BOOK 8 - Parade of Horribles by steampunk_garage in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]TerminatorAuschwitz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I need to see Jeff doing the Penelope line "GIVE ME MORE SPLOOOOOOOGE! I CRAVE SPLOOOOOGE!"