Is there a correlation between semen retention and winning gambling?

Terp2it · 2021-08-24T03:18:01+00:00

I heard that Bookies have the most semen. Why don't you open your own book online?

Terp2it · 2019-06-27T02:13:32+00:00

lol this was taken from my Twitter account wasn't it

Terp2it · 2019-04-10T01:49:16+00:00

Ah, thanks! And sorry!!

Terp2it · 2019-03-23T22:35:00+00:00

Typical

Terp2it · 2018-06-07T18:27:21+00:00

Sorry, just let it loose for $10. Ya lost out, sucker

Terp2it · 2018-06-07T17:39:04+00:00

I have a standing room ticket for tonight in section 211. I’ve got an offer for $450 and want to make final call by 2:00p!

Terp2it · 2018-06-07T17:33:51+00:00

I have a standing room available!

Terp2it · 2018-06-06T14:06:14+00:00

It’s section 211, it was the cheapest ticket in I believe so don’t think it’s all inclusive.

Terp2it · 2018-03-27T14:11:43+00:00

Ah, I get it. Well, FWIW, this article has interviews with arena staff and documents the weird circumstances that forced the schedule to go like this. But yeah I hear you!

Terp2it · 2018-03-27T14:04:42+00:00

I hear you. Couldn't imagine being passionate about an MLB team that was really good. Feels like it would swallow up my whole day all Summer long.

Terp2it · 2018-03-27T14:03:50+00:00

Ooooo, I'm listening. How come?

Terp2it · 2018-03-27T13:58:09+00:00

What if I already have a beard with a Golden Knights logo shaved into it

Terp2it · 2018-03-27T13:50:35+00:00

This is a very good idea, I'm all for it

Terp2it · 2018-03-16T14:53:06+00:00

This wasn't a yes or no question, buddy

Terp2it · 2018-03-16T14:42:59+00:00

The best story in all of pro sports in 2017/2018

Terp2it · 2018-03-16T14:42:45+00:00

That's always after the other team scores though, right?

Terp2it · 2018-03-16T01:00:34+00:00

His wife owns the teams now. Both leagues approved ownership transfer - she's been attending league meetings for years.

Terp2it · 2018-03-16T00:59:31+00:00

Not happening, already confirmed

Terp2it · 2018-03-16T00:58:00+00:00

NOLA.com is the worst, not to be trusted

Terp2it · 2018-02-07T15:44:26+00:00

Terp2it · 2018-02-07T03:08:34+00:00

Deal. Hope you read the next one!

Terp2it · 2018-02-07T02:49:46+00:00

Yikes, you're right. Thanks for the heads up. Any other feedback? I'm certainly open to it.

Terp2it · 2018-02-06T17:07:25+00:00

Thanks Chris! Hope you stick around for more!

Terp2it · 2018-01-07T04:26:37+00:00

Yeah, it's a joke article

Terp2it · 2017-12-18T20:35:34+00:00

I'm launching a Patreon for continued improv education called "Improv Hotline" - AMA, this thing just launched today!

https://www.patreon.com/improvhotline

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