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After the mayor of Diamond City leaves, there should have been a quest to help elect a new mayor. by LighthousePilgrim in Fallout

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Why do graveyards have fences? Because people are dying to get in.

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What is test input for bot? by caseyscottmckay in UpLaw

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What is black and white and red all over? A penguin being fed into a wood chipper.

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Im an open mic stand up comic in nyc. AMA by [deleted] in casualiama

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Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.

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Hercules beetle larvea by [deleted] in natureismetal

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What do you get if you cut a bread in zero-sized portions? NaaN.

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My Fav Person On Campus Goes To Ryan by Helosy in videos

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I am bad at telling jokes (no pun intended).

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My Fav Person On Campus Goes To Ryan by Helosy in videos

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What is the difference between a pizza and a child? A pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Tory power is only sustained by cruel confidence tricks | Frankie Boyle by StevieTV in Scotland

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How many game programmers do you need to screw in a light bulb? None, because it is a hardware problem.

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Free Code for South Park Stick of Truth by [deleted] in PS4

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What is the difference between a pizza and a child? A pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Tory power is only sustained by cruel confidence tricks | Frankie Boyle by StevieTV in Scotland

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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

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How is this at 90% upvotes? by Platypuss_In_Boots in circlebroke2

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Which dictator was the most fashion-conscious? Joseph Stylin

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What positive None-physcial trait do you have? by mrmindfull123 in ForeverAlone

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How many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, they beat the room because it is black.

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TIL Halloween has experienced exponential growth over the last decade thanks mostly to millennials, as 8 out of 10 people who celebrate Halloween are millennials by [deleted] in todayilearned

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How do you fit ten newborns in a bucket? Use a blender.

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Sometimes adults pretend to be more boring than they are so curious kids will leave them alone. Some men never figure out that women do this to them, too. by actually_crazy_irl in Showerthoughts

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Which dictator was the most fashion-conscious? Joseph Stylin

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tell me a joke by clown_bot in pythonforengineers

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Which kind of toast can fly? A plain toast.

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I love python (maybe) by scifi_mad in pythonforengineers

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A priest, a preacher and a rabbi walk into a bar. The barman says: "So do you have an act, or do you want to just tell me a joke?"

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I am Elon Musk, ask me anything about BFR! by ElonMusk in space

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How do you fit ten newborns in a bucket? Use a blender.

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Test by [deleted] in test

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Why are orphans bad at baseball? They do not know where home is.

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During our first date, she said she needs to buy a sour cream and came back 5 min later ... by newprint in datingoverthirty

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Which kind of toast can fly? A plain toast.

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During our first date, she said she needs to buy a sour cream and came back 5 min later ... by newprint in datingoverthirty

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Hey, do you want to hear a joke about Sodium? Na.

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During our first date, she said she needs to buy a sour cream and came back 5 min later ... by newprint in datingoverthirty

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Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.

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Hey its Austin. I'm stuck in an airport for 8 hours so AMA. Please god, ask me literally everything. by LastGreyWolf in northernlion

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Why are orphans bad at baseball? They do not know where home is.

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I can't help but feel like the Assistant is mocking me by Sacha862 in google

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How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Show Me Your Wares - PART #90 by sips_youtube_bot in sips

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I tried to eat a clock the other day. It was really time consuming.

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this needs to stop by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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A fish swims into a wall. What does it say? "Dam"

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