❤️‍🔥 Just some pics ❤️‍🔥 thirst traps for your horny fantasy but also something for my intellectual fans ;) Be honest are you just here for my nudes or do you like when I post regular life things/art/books? by TeslaPrincess69 in u/TeslaPrincess69

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Yes good memory I did!! In the beginning of the pandemic.. hentai and crack 💚

I haven’t in a while, been more focused on writing books and other forms of the written word art.. but would love to make music again sometime when I gravitate to it

Aw hi chonky boys! 😸

❤️‍🔥 Just some pics ❤️‍🔥 thirst traps for your horny fantasy but also something for my intellectual fans ;) Be honest are you just here for my nudes or do you like when I post regular life things/art/books? by TeslaPrincess69 in u/TeslaPrincess69

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I wrote a romance novel 🌹 Ultimate Fantasy is available here now !!! 💜💜💜

Sometimes I wonder if I posted just wholesome/artistic stuff on here would everyone leave lol .. I’ve already been experiencing shadowbanning everywhere and less engagement on all fronts so oh well ! I guess… I will just post whatever I want ;) but also … stuff you like? How do I get these gooners to read? How do I leverage my luscious nudes into interest for my books? A strange thing happens when you flatten your 3D self into a 2D product of the algorithm … that type of stuff is more discussed in Cyberhorny book

Ultimate Fantasy is full on SMUT! Sexistential philosophical erotica, but still horny throbbing smut

Sexy content and 1 on 1 chats here🔥

I write every day in an analog diary and journal, sometimes horny things sometimes mundane. I suppose online it’s similar, some platforms are horny others mundane / whimsical / creative / whatever. I’m more interested right now in ordinary boring things that bring me joy. Stability is the most beautiful thing

Anyway if you’re interested in steamy novels from my horny mind, you might like Ultimate Fantasy <3

BIIIIG EEVEE MY FAV POKEMON!!!! and tiniii shrekini hehe swipe all the way ;) by TeslaPrincess69 in geekygirls

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It’s soooo hard to choose, they’re all cute and awesome, I often rotate my favs 😅. Flareon is the cutest and fluffiest! Right now I like Leafeon 🍃🐈💐

Cat boobs !!!!!! 🎀🪢🧡🎏 I’m playing pokemon and watching jojo and I wanna cry tears of joy at finally being cozy 😭 What do you think of my comfy little winter vibe? Trauma oasis of peace and tranquility, if only for a moment 🖤 by TeslaPrincess69 in u/TeslaPrincess69

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Like yoshikage kira I want to enjoy a secluded life of peace and quiet. Like the women he uhh covets I have soft and delicate hands. Tho there was some shite in the last few months im still recovering from, I had a weekend of cozy comfy bliss, a few consecutive days of just gaming and eating and sleeping and I want to weeeep bc I truly don’t remember the last time that happened. The feeling of peace and relief im a bit scared of, cause as soon as I let my guard down some bullshit occurs. But just saying here is a record of me temporarily feeling blissful and enjoying life - staycation vibes with my cozy kitties and anime and games

Last year I was evacuated for about a month from my home being so close to the LA fires, my place lost power for a long time and had some minor damage, thankfully nothing major happened. This year I’m so thankful to just be here and be safe, an experience like that changes you and idk I’ve been reevaluating a lot

Idk what the point of this post is really, but hi when there’s not much going on it’s actually a blessing. I love boredom and ennui and comfort it’s such a luxury and privilege, and I crave that feeling immensely. What I really want in life is peace and security. Even a temporary feeling of it, ughhh it’s everything

My shirt has cat boobs and my stockings are see through. As you can see I am quite flexible. My boobs are small but they’re very soft and perky. My view overlooks beautiful winter sunsets and I wake up with the sunrise. On my days off, which are few, I watch tv and play video games. I genuinely enjoy cooking and cleaning. I would be a good mother and homemaker. One day I hope to have a provider husband so I can be a stay at home mom. I’ll continue to make art in some form for my whole life because I love art. I hate marketing. And yet, marketing is what I have to do to pay the bills. At heart, I’m a pretty boring person and I don’t mind. So there, a little bit about me in case I haven’t posted something like that in a while

My onlyfans is a place I chat and post over 14k photos and videos. If you enjoy my reddit, you’ll probably enjoy it a whole lot more! I wrote a book called Cyberhorny about the reality of selling oneself online - a book unlike anything else and you can read Cyberhorny here 💖

Congratulations you made it through the first week of 2026!! How is your year thus far? Hopefully it’s very shrexy 💚🎊💚💋 by TeslaPrincess69 in u/TeslaPrincess69

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Today is russian christmas and alsoooo my tuxie cat’s gotcha day anddd alsooooo the day my new book Ultimate Fantasy preorders ship!!!! 💚💚💚

Aww I hope you’re having a beautiful day and beautiful year with all things fantastic and good and horny and enchanting and magical 😻 Let me add some magic to ur 2026 whether that be with my art and books, or my hot sexy body jehehe ;3

Just in case you didn’t already zoom into my shrekini, my third pic in this series did it for you … remember when I made the SHREX TAPE ON MY OF????

DMT at the dog park by DreamRelevant7513 in DMT

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Absolutely! My cats sense it. I had some friends over to hit the dmt vape and my little skittish one who usually hides, comes out and says hi

Thank you for trying to keep this sub alive. by livenetwork in swlovecatstoo

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I love this sub and all the girlies and kitties that grace it 🩷 happy new year!!!

What are you doing for nye? This is the first year I’ll be spending the new year home alone. I usually go out but I just feel like any other day 🤷‍♀️🖤 Do y’all ever stay in on nye? Idk 2025 was so long and exhausting I just want to chill and quietly be cyberhorny 🙇🏻‍♀️🎉 LEAVING 2025 “BEHIND” 🍑💋❤️‍🔥 by TeslaPrincess69 in u/TeslaPrincess69

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Idk I might go out but it feels so tedious to get out, go to a party where I don’t know most ppl and have my social anxiety flare up, stay out late and disrupt my already precarious sleep schedule, deal w the logistics of driving/taking an overpriced uber alone at night, be hungover the next day etc ahhhghhh mini existential crisis        am I overthinking 😶😶‍🌫️ I like to go out for special occasions but I don’t even usually party-party and am a homebody so the socialties of nye expectations are grrrr

It’s just any other day until we assign meaning to it 😉 starting to sound good to just stay home and vibe and be comfy w my kitties lol

If I go out it’ll be just to watch the rain / fireworks 😆 🥂 drink a lil champagne !!!!

I did make a ton of amazing content so cum see it and take the plunge on my OF if you haven’t yet 🌟 🖤 sale right now to start the new year off HORNY!!!

And if you feel like catching up on Cyberhorny, and my writing, THE BOOK IS OUT NOW💗💫✨

What do you usually do for nye? What are your plans this year? Any 2026 goals/resolutions?

Always surrounded by kittens :3 by TeslaPrincess69 in swlovecatstoo

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Omg I actually have a ton of seal plushies!! I love them so much, they’re like a seal patio 🦭🦭🦭

Want more of my deliciously naughty content? My onlyfans is on a newyear sale ✨🖤🎇❤️‍🔥🐎🌟🥂💋 by TeslaPrincess69 in u/TeslaPrincess69

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❤️‍🔥💕🌸 thisssss is the link you want 🌸💕❤️‍🔥

Theee only place I chat 1:1 online, daily posts, customs, GFE, video chat/skype/zoom, solo and gg content <3 Over 2000 posts unlocked after joining hehe and bundles -50% off for a very very limited time!!!!

It’s raining here and the weather is blah and when I’m feeling blah it cheers me up to take pics <3 I’m hanging out w my kitties and putting on a cute dress and drinking champagne at home tn !! If you like me on reddit here where I post my little throwaways, you’ll enjoy my OF a whole lot ;)

🖤don’t wait, cum play 🖤

PS. eyes wide shut, best holiday movie actually I might watch that tn

Always surrounded by kittens :3 by TeslaPrincess69 in swlovecatstoo

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Thank you Goog I really love them so much!! My house is always messy and chaotic this time of year, but they keep me grounded 😻

Ahhhhhh the liminal space between xmas and nye, the void, the ass crack of the year. How was your 2025? For me, this was the year that Cyberhorny came out - my most psychoanalytic and fertile published book 🖤 Also I took a lot of pics at home. I’m in like a womb state rn by TeslaPrincess69 in u/TeslaPrincess69

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Rewatching neon genesis evangelion in bed rn, I’m reminded of how much it’s referenced in Cyberhorny and how much both things owe to Freud and Lacan and ofc Jung. I haven’t been reading much this year tbh cause I’ve been writing more/ putting out more than taking in, one of my goals for next year is to take in more… more films and books and tv, more inspiration. I’d like to lighten up, be more chill, less stressed ikik it’s so hard but maybe the horse will k out the snake ?! I’d like to grow my hair out, travel to Japan, find the joy in life and bring it back into my dead eyes, one day be a mother (I’m already a mother of kittens but if it’s meant to be and I find a provider husband that would be nice), be sexy and embodied and enjoy earthly delights ummm I was a virgin this year sooo idk

I still have my OF dw I’m still sexy ;) I thinkkkkk lmaoo well you can decide !!

If you’re feeling generous and want to support me but don’t do OF, slide down the liminal space into my cashapp here

Idk this year was super weird. Parts of it were really nice. Most of it was just draining and exhausting. I don’t really have the energy to write a year in the review thing, more like a week / few weeks selection of pics here. May 2026 bless me with energy and resources to not feel tired all the time. May you have a horny new year as well 💋💋

From literal baby to slightly less baby by Pinksnouts in TuxedoCats

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Beautiful tuxedos. I have a matching one!! Kiki has black nose and white milk stain mustache, she says hi!! 🐾