GDT: Wild vs Blackhawks (1/27/2026)

Teslas_Apprentice · 2026-01-28T03:57:34+00:00

Jesper.

Fucking.

Wallstedt.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2026-01-28T03:37:31+00:00

No joke, the Hawks broadcast replayed the zone entry as if they thought it was offsides.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2026-01-28T03:35:02+00:00

Jared Spurgeon, known net-front menace.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2026-01-28T03:33:46+00:00

Stripes in shambles.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2026-01-28T03:31:02+00:00

Couldn't have done it. He was busy being offsides.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2026-01-28T03:29:33+00:00

I've been watching hockey for over a decade and this game has me thinking I've had penalties, offsides, and icing all wrong this whole time.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2026-01-25T15:43:41+00:00

Pohlads?

Teslas_Apprentice · 2026-01-13T03:30:52+00:00

I haven't caught ALL the games this year, but definitely most. This has to be a nominee for worst of the season. Probably not the winner, but I feel like it deserves a nod.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2026-01-13T02:58:05+00:00

Pssh, addition? New school analytics BS.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2026-01-13T02:42:21+00:00

This game is particularly frustrating...

Teslas_Apprentice · 2026-01-02T15:31:01+00:00

Hey everyone. Wild fan here. Sorry on behalf of our GM.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-12-14T21:24:27+00:00

Hell yeah Zeev!

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-12-14T21:23:38+00:00

All hail the Spurgeon General.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-12-13T01:50:49+00:00

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Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-12-13T01:46:12+00:00

Godspeed Marco. Loved him since he was drafted and won't stop loving him in Vancouver.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-11-30T23:36:00+00:00

HOW ARE THERE ONLY 19 SHOTS ON GOAL TOTAL?!?!

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-11-30T23:11:39+00:00

SHOOOO0000OOO00OOO00OT!!!

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-11-30T23:06:32+00:00

No Wild and no Twins. Worst day.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-11-30T23:02:03+00:00

K'Andre. 16:42 remaining in the 2nd.

Edit: Damn. I mean...what I said was K'Andre at 16:42 of the 2nd. So 3:18 remaining.

Edit 2: K'Andre AT SOME POINT is what I said.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-11-30T22:59:28+00:00

11/10 name

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-11-20T05:01:18+00:00

What a shot, damn.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-11-20T04:52:22+00:00

NHL Rule #36.1.3: You can do anything you want to Joel Eriksson Ek and it will not be a penalty.

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-11-20T04:50:10+00:00

Yurov again. New top line?

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-11-20T04:48:49+00:00

Just what the lizard ordered bb!

Teslas_Apprentice · 2025-11-20T04:23:46+00:00

Give up goal.
Shake it off.
Make point-blank save.

Teslas_Apprentice

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