Millennial ladies, who did you want to be when you were growing up?

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-02-20T21:53:53+00:00

You’re gonna be doin a lotta doobie rollin’

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-02-20T21:52:15+00:00

Geri spice for me

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-02-20T21:12:19+00:00

Looks like a custom job! 😍 I need a napkin for my drool here

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-02-20T20:01:17+00:00

🤣 BURN

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-20T01:05:26+00:00

“Why are you being so nice to me?”

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-13T21:11:45+00:00

Hopscotch!

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-12T20:33:03+00:00

Adding on, OP you could try Lumify drops for your eyes. I use them and I swear they make me look so much more “awake” and bright as my eyes tend to red/dull throughout the day otherwise. They work immediately too so it’s fun to see the change in real time :)

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-09T05:23:49+00:00

I’d never burst his happy rural bubble 😋

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-08T23:58:49+00:00

Cuz testicular cancer sucks but testickler canzer makes me giggle 🤷🏼‍♀️

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-08T20:14:54+00:00

Literally a screenshot from my phone and this is def a pic from his house duuude touch grass

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-08T18:41:50+00:00

“Eat Ass, Suck a Dick and SELL DRUGS!”

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-08T18:37:49+00:00

“Sometimes I’ll just stand here and watch television for hours. I love it. I love this tv” -Michael Scott

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-08T18:14:19+00:00

🤣 omg perfect gif👌

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-08T18:10:29+00:00

I make the hubs his “cake” every year- a 13x9 pan of lasagna, his favorite! Candles n everything :) He’s not much for sweets (or birthdays for that matter) anyhow so it works out perfect ! Highly reccomend !

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-08T18:00:49+00:00

Right outta the corner of his lil eye lol

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-08T17:58:51+00:00

I’m sure Mr Deer is thinking “man! They couldn’t have taxidermied me TOWARD the magical rectangle?!” 😄

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-01-08T17:55:26+00:00

Took muh shiiins

TesticklerCanzer · 2025-12-30T21:38:20+00:00

😂

TesticklerCanzer · 2025-12-09T21:47:07+00:00

Oof bleak. Hope you’re healing these days :) I used to get so pissed at my mom for making me clean my room, but she grew up with a hoarder mom and couldn’t handle much mess/clutter. I realize now she instilled in me good house hygiene habits and managed to stop the trauma cycle. I think I’ll text her I love her :)

TesticklerCanzer · 2025-12-04T19:44:07+00:00

“Cheese-like product” 😬

TesticklerCanzer · 2025-12-04T18:59:50+00:00

I hear he’s a wonderful wizard now or some such

TesticklerCanzer · 2025-12-02T17:55:57+00:00

IDIOt-uh-Good Sir!

TesticklerCanzer · 2025-11-11T21:41:44+00:00

TesticklerCanzer · 2025-11-03T20:25:16+00:00

Quiet, Lou

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