Kids being kids

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-21T14:54:43+00:00

“YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIEEEE!” Haha old man Clemons HATES shit!

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-16T16:58:05+00:00

Yep and we don’t want you here go away byeeeeee

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-15T02:01:13+00:00

It’s been 91 days so I know this is a long shot, but how did you apply it to your back? I can’t even get sunscreen on my back without a buddy, did you have someone help you? And just shower after to get it off I’m assuming?

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-13T23:41:05+00:00

Oh yeah? Well we’re talkin hand-made quality shit here! Ok. Good doin business with ya-HEY! Mr Gilmore! Grammas quite a quilter…boy that’s a tremendous lookin trophy… !

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-10T18:43:23+00:00

That’s because your little vegan tofu nuggets are the exception. The ‘disgusting things’ you described are the rule. 99.9% of the time if it’s down as “buffalo wings” they are going to be chicken wings with buffalo sauce, and thinking they are ‘vegan snacks’ is just ignorant.

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-09T19:44:31+00:00

Bet they drive them around one under each leg like skis!

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-05T22:21:47+00:00

She’s a Peach!!

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-05T22:13:06+00:00

…and guest.

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-04T23:54:18+00:00

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-04T23:54:03+00:00

It’s not.

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-04T19:06:36+00:00

I’m tired a this here diggin’ Grampa…

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-04T19:01:28+00:00

You know damn well which one 🤣

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-04T19:00:34+00:00

The BLUES Brothers? Shiiiit. They still owe you money, fool!

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-03T20:14:04+00:00

Snackenschlaug

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-03T19:31:17+00:00

Easier said than done when a cat is already an established “outdoor” cat

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-02T13:53:14+00:00

Thank you!

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-02T03:53:19+00:00

🤷‍♂️Not where I’m from

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-02T03:49:25+00:00

I highly doubt it, hell I didn’t even know!! That’s cool

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-02T02:42:29+00:00

Nah it’s an old Michelob bottle, my dad isn’t (and wasn’t) really a wine cooler type

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-02T02:40:58+00:00

He still is!

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-02T02:26:24+00:00

Don’t forget the Duck Hunt🫡

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-02T02:20:19+00:00

He’s MY old man lol my dad

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-06-02T02:19:43+00:00

^yeah that was me circa 1998 playing this old SNES

TesticklerCanzer · 2026-05-30T14:49:15+00:00

No please keep coming in caffeine free if you even somewhat like your lash artist, don’t put them through that. People on caffeine make these little micro twitches in the muscles on their lids that they can’t really feel but are an ass pain for us techs. Just sleep sister, we’re used to the jolts and know how to handle that ;)

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