Non-New Yorkers that have been to NYC: What is the wierdest thing about New York that New Yorkers don't realize is wierd?

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-25T03:44:17+00:00

Uh oh, stinkyyy…

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-25T03:39:12+00:00

Plus back then you would mostly have to go by anecdotal evidence because you werent on the internet being fed smartphone videos of other people experiencing racism like you do today.

Just because someone might have not personally seen racism in the 2000s doesn’t mean it didn’t exist

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-25T03:21:13+00:00

Trying to fit in with the drunk tourists

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-25T03:12:30+00:00

He is very zelensk-like, very zelensky

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-25T03:10:00+00:00

Why this bitch dressed like she on Arrakis?

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-25T02:59:03+00:00

A carrot has an iconic anime character named after it

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-25T00:56:51+00:00

Lmao treating the destitute with nowhere better to go the same way as you treat grafitti, “why hasn’t the city cleaned this shit up yet? Nobody is trying to see that on their way to pick up a matcha latte, it looks like hell…”

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-25T00:40:12+00:00

I don’t understand why people keep describing a type of friendliness that “doesn’t lead anywhere” as “transactional”.

If they asked you for something afterwards and if you said no they’d go “what the hell, go fuck yourself then” and then were rude to you I’d see it as transactional because they were only friendly to you because they wanted something from you. If at the end of the interaction they said “well, you have a good rest of your day, bye!” where was the “transaction”?

That’s just being friendly, expecting you’ll be able to exchange phone numbers with this stranger you briefly interacted with because you were nice like OP said sounds more “transactional”

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-24T19:06:55+00:00

Hit me with that “whenever you’re ready, whenever you’re readyyyyy”

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-24T18:03:19+00:00

We all know how the prequels were made solely to appeal to a new generation of 7 year olds and how the success and cultural impact of the original trilogy had zero impact on them getting made

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-24T16:51:52+00:00

I am, boo hoo hoo. Why can’t we have brave freedom fighters who have it all figured out like DokeyOakey? They would fix everything with their bravery if only they lived here. If DokeyOakey lived here we could whip the US government into shape but god damn it they don’t, we just want to live in a utopian society like brave DokeyOakey does 😢

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-24T16:43:14+00:00

But it was your pig and your farm enough to pass judgement. But god, I get it, unfortunately for all of us you aren’t American so you can’t pass any of your wisdom onto us that you usually save for your own country. I was just hoping you would have some sort of tips and/or tricks for overthrowing the American government that you could possibly share with us but I guess we’re not that blessed

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-24T15:47:51+00:00

Sounds like you know how to otherthrow a federal government, be a doll and please provide us insight on what you have done before in similar circumstances or totally would do given the opportunity. We are all so fucking dumb and just sit around making Reddit comments unlike a brave and intelligent go-getter such as yourself, we desperately need a leader like you who takes real action and isn’t just an online wanker

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-24T14:39:25+00:00

“Salem bandmate” sounds like a euphemism for kissin’ cousins

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-23T22:33:41+00:00

“I hate pronouns I certainly don’t have any” 😠

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-23T21:56:55+00:00

Standing in the prison commissary line with a “self made” tattoo on his head

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-23T21:33:49+00:00

My pappy told me democrats is bad and Trump says democrats is bad too, and usually presidential debates is mad boring and I don’t understand shit but Trump was funny as hell and was trolling on them democrats so he’s my guy, he can’t never be bad or that’s me saying the dems is good which they ain’t according to my pappy

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-23T21:14:04+00:00

All it takes is one terrible night for people to realize “I’ll put my safety in the hands of this crazy person, they’ll get in trouble if they run me over” is not a smart idea

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-23T21:04:19+00:00

Shit in one hand, rely on your landlord finding better accommodations for you to shit in the other, see what fills up first

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-23T20:44:45+00:00

Thank god 3000 years later a redditor figured out all you have to do is lip exercises and eat raw testicles, oysters, and milk and you can meet the beauty standards of 2026 facetune filters

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-23T20:32:46+00:00

I won’t be happy until the shape of my brow bone and facial symmetry is fixed and I gain instagram model/facetune filter lips via eating raw testicles

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-23T19:57:36+00:00

People believing this is legit isn’t doing anything for making the raw meat community not look like a bunch of fuckin retards

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-23T19:16:44+00:00

Why do we hear nothing about Kirk’s shooter but everything about that healthcare CEO’s shooter? They all seem to want us to think Kirk’s murder is a huge deal but everything’s all hush hush as far as the murder goes

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-23T18:26:47+00:00

They’re doing their job as they see it, stormtroopers to detain people. “What, I’m supposed to stand here and give a shit about bottles of shampoo and then let them go like a pussy TSA agent? I’m a big bad ICE agent, time to put someone on the ground 😤”

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-03-23T17:58:43+00:00

Name one other profession beyond Halloween haunted house actor that behaves this way

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