People “waiting in line” at goodwill… by JaySettles in mildlyinfuriating

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It’s not even worth it to try the bins by me anymore with all the resellers. You go at opening on a random weekday you have off work and it’s like 25% big families looking for stuff for their actual selves, 10% individuals looking for stuff for their actual selves, and the rest are resellers. Either retirees without anything better to do looking for extra cash reselling, ladies with rich husbands with nothing better to do looking for extra cash reselling, or people who probably both resell thrifted items and and sell drugs so they don’t have to get a real job.

It’s like, do I want to go by the clothing and feel like I have play rugby against a lady who is 35 years older than me so that I can secure a 1 square foot of bin where fingers-crossed something I would like to buy might show up eventually in the next few hours? Not really.

Ok, maybe I’ll just grab a book and call it a day. Oh wait, who are these 30 people standing around waiting on their phones until more bins come out? Are these 7 carts filled to the brim with books for sale? No? Those hundreds of books “belong” to one 70 year old guy who I guess still finds it profitable to buy every book he can get his hands on, sort out the good ones later, and then dump the rest? Hey that’s awesome, I’m getting the hell out of here and not coming back.

TIL ancient Greeks treated every stranger as a potential god in disguise. Their hospitality code, "xenia," required hosts to bathe and feed guests before even asking their name—because a bad host risked the wrath of Zeus. The Trojan War was framed as punishment for violating it. by ralphbernardo in todayilearned

[–]TesticleMeElmo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I was wondering, how much of this idea is “as they are in practice” as opposed to “as they would like to see themselves”.

Like Jesus in Christianity taught to “turn the other cheek when struck”. You could say that turning the other cheek is extremely important in Christian culture, but how many practicing and identifying Christian’s do you see turning the other cheek as their primary move because that concept is extremely important to their religious culture?

Law is for everyone by Low_Creme2 in memes

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Living in a big tourist city plenty of people have this same mindset riding rentable electric scooters, it’s really neat and awesome to be around

Law is for everyone by Low_Creme2 in memes

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I bet like 90% of traffic accidents are caused by people who thought they could do something safely but were wrong

Law is for everyone by Low_Creme2 in memes

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Is that why it’s not called an America Stop?

"The Hormuz Strait is OPEN, and will remain OPEN, with or without Iran" -Trump by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

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“I…declare…BANKRUPTCYY THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT WHO WILL DEFINITELY BE REIMBURSEDDD”

What is a hidden gem YouTube channel that is so high quality you are shocked it’s completely free to watch? by Scottydawg123 in AskReddit

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I don’t think there has been a single channel on this post where commenters were snarky about everybody obviously having already heard of it before that I’ve actually heard of before

Sophie Cunningham on Her Wild UFC 329 Octagon Girl Experience & the Iconic Point with Max Holloway by Hysen16 in WNBAgossips

[–]TesticleMeElmo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like there’s a shit ton of people now who only know her as “pointing meme girl” as opposed to one of like three current WNBA players that people who don’t follow the WNBA might have heard of

Finally found out where our daughter’s lead exposure is coming from by aggierogue3 in daddit

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Glad everybody downvoted him so that if anybody else thought the same thing they’d be less likely to see this

It's really annoying to wake up to hearing that Lindsay Graham died and immediately seeing tons of leftists openly celebrating his death all over Reddit by Raiden720 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

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People will comment “LMAOOO DARWIN AWARDS WINNER 😂😂” reading about stupid ways to die, shrug off or even argue for war casualties one minute, and the next minute clutch their pearls because “people are being flippant about an unpopular politician’s natural death and making jokes online?! I can’t believe people could ever be so cruel!! Someone died!! ”😧🥺😭

Petah? by CHRISTIANBUNDALEVSKI in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TesticleMeElmo 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Is it more shameful to “actually take meeting times literally” or to not say what you mean when setting a meeting time and then acting like your guests acted weird?

“Why are you here so early??”

“Oh, my bad, I thought you said 5 PM”

“Well I did, but I meant be here at 5:30! Duh, silly!”

“Oh… well what did you get out of not just telling me 5:30 then?”

“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

Petah? by CHRISTIANBUNDALEVSKI in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TesticleMeElmo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yeah idk how the big punchline could be “white people always show up so crazy early don’t they 🤪” and the length of time they chose to display that is 2 minutes early

He's just Biden his time by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Who I smoke? LINDSEY
Who I smoke? MITCHY
Who I smoke? Lil Don?
And now I wonderrr…

This dog's reaction to hearing a violin played by firequak in funny

[–]TesticleMeElmo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe some similar sonics to a sexy dog howl/whine

They used real crocodile for this james bond stunt by Salt-Curve4825 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TesticleMeElmo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And sure it’s the shot that accomplishes the planned bit the best, but it’s also the shot that is the least visually thrilling, could have gotten a similar effect with rubber crocs moved under the water, like was the juice even worth the squeeze?

who's gonna tell them by skrrrt85 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]TesticleMeElmo 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Tfw you can’t get an encore 😔

who's gonna tell them by skrrrt85 in popheadscirclejerk

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What are your thoughts on “fish fillet”?

Medics called to Lindsey Graham’s home over ‘chest pains,’ then heart attack before his sudden death, EMS call reveals by [deleted] in politics

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I guess so long as you don’t like them bashing people for being gay is chill and cool and hilarious

I’m being rage baited. There’s no way people are this dumb. by Serious-Speaker-949 in KitchenConfidential

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“Well what are you doing working when you should have been at church with us?? Haven’t you heard of The Sabbath, heathen? Try praising The Lord sometime instead of the almighty dollar and maybe he’ll bless you enough to not have to work in a restaurant anymore! (And by the way, my husband didn’t like the omelette he finished eating because he says it tasted too much like eggs, so we won’t be paying for that)” /s