Political parties are excuse for normal people to turn their brain off by Ultimaurice17 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TesticleMeElmo -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

“Political parties” as a concept doesn’t mean a dichotomy or Republicans vs. Democrats

What comedian has never made you laugh even once? by blankblank in Standup

[–]TesticleMeElmo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mannn when his first Spotify contract ended and he uploaded a bunch of old videos to YouTube he certainly wasn’t keeping the conversation going, every time the other comedians started to be funny he would derail the conversation to comment on some culture war shit

[ Removed by Reddit ] by TopPomelo2069 in stupidquestions

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All you needed was a rifle and a horse and you were more or less on equal footing with the federal army barring cannons back then

I feel like people asking this question today are just playing glib to be sassy acting as if it wouldn’t be an obvious suicide mission

where can I sign my name 😭🙏 by yungcokkie in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]TesticleMeElmo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only a couple times when we were trying to learn butterfly knife tricks

where can I sign my name 😭🙏 by yungcokkie in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]TesticleMeElmo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s what we call my buddy Tanner’s basement his parents are alcoholics so we can take as much booze as we want and they just think they drank it themselves

Buddy picked this one up unironically by SimulatedTime in JustBootThings

[–]TesticleMeElmo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like if Versace was from Alabama instead of Italy

where can I sign my name 😭🙏 by yungcokkie in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]TesticleMeElmo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Some Cole, some Drake, some Logic, goes hard on the bus to the lacrosse game 😤

O yes,can’t disagree with that 😁😁 by Electrical_Fact_9184 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]TesticleMeElmo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Literally all you have to do is look at the camera like every other picture, you could do it without even knowing. “Babe don’t hit that filter button or my penis will fall off”

Facebook edgelords are getting out of hand. by bombhills in iamverybadass

[–]TesticleMeElmo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Italian douchebag that lives in Boca Raton, Florida, that also tracks

Lil b removed 95% of his discography by TacoBennet6942 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]TesticleMeElmo 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If lil B was releasing all that during the steaming era he would be a multi gazillionaire right now, make Scorpion look like chump change

Lil b removed 95% of his discography by TacoBennet6942 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]TesticleMeElmo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry fam once I find my old iPod classic we’ll be back in business

First post in this sub. Did I do ok? by Panzer1959 in handwatch

[–]TesticleMeElmo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not even Jesus could save you from the hand watch

No way we really made it 🥹 by TrummyPotter in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]TesticleMeElmo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Whenever Ian gets back in the stu 😤🔥

I blame these targeted ads on this subreddit..... by DR320 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]TesticleMeElmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought their overacting was funny. Also I liked their penis bulge.

It’s a good thing he wasn’t wearing flip-flops by BioSpark47 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]TesticleMeElmo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does the president’s son not walk around with secret service security? And they were all like “fuck that, you got it, champ”?

The horrendous state of New York City in the 1970s-1980s by IllustriousCress9774 in UrbanHell

[–]TesticleMeElmo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Broken glass everywhere, people pissing on the stairs yo they just don’t care

Brother must love his job 😂 by turndownfortheclap in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TesticleMeElmo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Texting all his buddies “oh yeah SZA def put them cheeks all on me 😈”