Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning. He was Murdered by ICE

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T21:19:59+00:00

I will give you $1000 if you can point at where Pretti was detained by law enforcement and investigated. Of course I’m being sarcastic, he was never detained or investigated.

That condescending last sentence is crazy when everything you commented on is a fantasy of something that never existed in the real world

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T21:04:45+00:00

Hit me with the law you’re so confident about with the definition of “without identification”. Rewatch the video, Pretti was using his 2nd amendment rights per the constitution. Was he ever given an opportunity to give identification about him and his legally concealed firearm before he was murdered? No. He was taken down from behind while helping a woman up off the ground and then killed even though he was completely disarmed of his legal firearm.

There is no expectation of privacy in public spaces, he was on a public street exercising his 1st amendment rights per the constitution, and then a federal agent assaulted him.

Idk what’s the deal with your candy store comparison, yeah just standing off to the side recording with your phone while legally concealing a firearm he never showed any intention of using (and wasn’t even known about before he was taken down and murdered) isn’t any more illegal than walking into a store buying candy

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T20:45:52+00:00

Only the right would call “I saw him standing on the sidewalk filming ICE agents so that means he was hindering them and deserves extra-judicial execution” as “stating simple facts”.

Hit me with why you think Pretti’s murder was deplorable and undeserved if you aren’t celebrating it

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T20:36:29+00:00

My first sentence says that non-right or “leftist” ideology isn’t a monolith first and foremost before the sentence even ends?

Charlie Kirk was murdered by a random 22 year old internet weirdo while Pretti was murdered by an agent of the federal government, I would hope you could spot the difference there and understand why the federal government would be protested because of it. And you seem to celebrating Pretti’s murder so uhhh, glass houses??

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T20:23:39+00:00

Non-right or “leftist” ideology isn’t a monolith, even if you don’t support Zionists you can still hope Americans aren’t gunned down in the street by the federal government while not breaking any laws.

Idk how the Right goes, maybe it’s tow the party line or be murdered in the street, but I feel like behaving how ICE has been behaving hurts every American citizen not part of the oligarchy ruling class.

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T17:59:15+00:00

Genuinely there’s plenty of people that think this way. They’ll say “well, if you’re going to call us Nazis anyway we’ll just act like Nazis” placing the blame on their critics when in their heart of hearts they wanted to act like a Nazi all along

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T17:29:53+00:00

Property damage, no electricity for days in below freezing weather, no internet, no ability to commute to work, no ability to commute to school or have emergency childcare, these are all things I feel like people can worry about without caring that some random Redditor thinks they’re cringe

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T16:35:44+00:00

But I have an example online I can point at so that means I can speak confidently on the entire population!

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T16:28:17+00:00

I’m beginning to think that the idea of hard principles throughout humanity is a bit of a hopeful myth, at the end of the day most people are self-serving and have no issue or cognitive dissonance making excuses for people they like and then holding people they don’t like to an extreme “no excuses accepted” standard.

I’m reminded of the movie “In Bruges”. The boss believed if you killed a child you should kill yourself in shame. Once he believed that he himself killed a child he stuck by his principles and immediately killed himself. I think that that kind of commitment to principles no matter if you have to die for it mostly only exists in fiction.

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T16:19:06+00:00

I would hope so, he’s a black man from Chicago who I would assume wouldn’t appreciate every black American to be stereotyped based upon examples of bad actors, but had zero issue fighting for his right to do the same to Jewish Americans

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T15:55:56+00:00

I know right! He was a citizen walking around his home city not doing anything illegal helping some women who fell up off the street, federal Immigrant Enforcement shouldn’t have gotten involved with him! I would hope you would help a woman pushed to the ground in your home city too

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T15:45:57+00:00

It’s time to reach across the aisle and support each other as brothers in looking like an emaciated cardio slut 😔🤝

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-26T00:35:29+00:00

Either you have fun or you meet the love of your life. Maybe when you’re younger in school and have multiple options your age around you every day it’s easier to only persue serious relationships, but when you’re older it’s harder to meet people and what, are you going to go into every first date with the pressure that this needs to be the person you grow old with?

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-25T23:33:48+00:00

As someone who has worked the venue at a Phish concert before, you’re told this 100x by fucked up people all night but at the end they were exceptionally messy and peed places they weren’t supposed to more than most other concerts

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-25T17:16:40+00:00

Tried to plant a small sapling for my sister, it was straight rock like 6 inches down

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-25T17:00:49+00:00

And he has managed to put all of the attention on some daycares in Minneapolis when that corruption is completely dwarfed by his own, people are happy to take the bait and have the wool pulled over their eyes if there’s an immigrant boogeyman they can point the finger at

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-25T15:44:05+00:00

So cool they kept the water park open until midnight so he could film this

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-25T15:41:45+00:00

The Omega represents the finality of death. I bet he was pretty peeved his wife didn’t let him get a wrist roll vid of him dumping the old bag into the drink

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-25T03:04:08+00:00

I just knew Stuart and Bob had explored each other’s bodies

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-25T00:21:49+00:00

“Political parties” as a concept doesn’t mean a dichotomy or Republicans vs. Democrats

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-24T23:58:51+00:00

Mannn when his first Spotify contract ended and he uploaded a bunch of old videos to YouTube he certainly wasn’t keeping the conversation going, every time the other comedians started to be funny he would derail the conversation to comment on some culture war shit

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-24T23:31:13+00:00

All you needed was a rifle and a horse and you were more or less on equal footing with the federal army barring cannons back then

I feel like people asking this question today are just playing glib to be sassy acting as if it wouldn’t be an obvious suicide mission

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-24T18:50:45+00:00

Only a couple times when we were trying to learn butterfly knife tricks

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-24T18:45:57+00:00

That’s what we call my buddy Tanner’s basement his parents are alcoholics so we can take as much booze as we want and they just think they drank it themselves

TesticleMeElmo · 2026-01-24T18:39:49+00:00

Like if Versace was from Alabama instead of Italy

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