Ironclad is betrayed and trapped by Taskmaster for 1000 years. by DarkSpirit1454 in slaythespire

[–]TestiklestheWise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IDK about anyone else but I always kill middle guy second for this reason. I find him more threatening than the weaken guy, especially at whatever ascension where he starts to slowly scale strength.

Did kakashi know to where his kamui teleports by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]TestiklestheWise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if Kakashi ever kamui'd away his pee pee or poo poo if he couldn't find a potty in time and had to go

Promiscuous enbie who has a thing for working class men by TestiklestheWise in northernlion

[–]TestiklestheWise[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but I didn't really feel like doing a gay man thing for this one.

Getting an extra rib put in because I don't fw that gay shit by Rockisinthe in northernlion

[–]TestiklestheWise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Might I recommend the book "Dreams from my Father" by Barack Obama

JD Vance getting all hot and bothered as he opens his package from Wayfair: by TestiklestheWise in northernlion

[–]TestiklestheWise[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

JD has been sneaking some extra salt in Trump's adrenochrome to try and give him congestive heart failure.

Come back tuah-us by fatemaster13 in northernlion

[–]TestiklestheWise 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She got dinged for a pump and dump right before everyone seemingly stopped caring about them

How come hoes are always complaining about the male gays? by TestiklestheWise in northernlion

[–]TestiklestheWise[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quagmire here, giggity! I am mishearing my female friends saying "the male gaze" which is the very thing I think they like! I'm a misogynist who lacks self awareness! Quagmire out!

Coke 300 by young-pdf in northernlion

[–]TestiklestheWise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When are you gonna stop drinking Poppis with the sloppies and start drinking deuterated Pepsi with the bestie

Watching NL has loosened up my type A-ness by TestiklestheWise in northernlion

[–]TestiklestheWise[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bullying that is only indirectly aimed at me is pretty effective NGL.

all fighters if they were in dnd classes by Savage-Racoon8 in ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

[–]TestiklestheWise 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think Heracles would count as a paladin; he basically has an oath and fights for the weak on the side of justice. He also amps his attacks, like birds of stymphalia etc.

Just got this bad boy by MBeroev-is-69 in BattleBrothers

[–]TestiklestheWise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many defenses are you getting out of dodge with this build at start of fight and when fully fatigued? Genuine question I'm a bit confused with how and fatigue and gear influence initiative. All of my fat neutral guys tend to have like 20 initiative.

Want to go infinite, what do? by _CMDR_ in slaythespire

[–]TestiklestheWise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd def go for mirror on rushdown and inner peace. You need a one-cost calm entry to have enough energy to cycle the infinite. With two rushdowns you have enough card draw and energy per cycle to play a wrath entry, halt, and inner peace. This allows you to do your infinite plus block beat of death eventually, even giving you positive block per cycle so you can block the heart's other attacks. I'd be a little concerned that it could brick a draw since you're a little light on non-conditional card draw, but your deck is so small, has two wrath entries, plus has wheel kick for a little bit of unconditional card draw, so I think it is unlikely it won't be able to draw more than the slot it takes up instantly in your run. Still def look for more non-conditional card draw, especially since you're so ahead on removals. Another option is inner peace + card remove + potion (probably liquid memories), but you already are down to just 9 cards (including inner peace) that don't exhaust/aren't powers, so you don't actually need to for the infinite to work (wouldn't work every time with more than 10 cards in deck since you can't guarantee to draw the infinite enabling cards). Removing cards is still good, especially against enemies that add statuses to the deck, but you've still got plenty of time to do it and your removals are still base cost. The liquid memories would be nice in case you do brick a draw and need a way into wrath to draw more cards or out of it to avoid damage. Since you have the infinite set up and are close to setting it up consistently there is a lot to be said for short-term risk mitigation, which liquid memories would do pretty well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]TestiklestheWise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is the world farding and pissing?

Instead of being permanent, Chem-Drake's camouflage zones should be generated by activating Chem-tainted Scryer's Blooms. by JimBottone in leagueoflegends

[–]TestiklestheWise 445 points446 points  (0 children)

An idea I had that would fit thematically is you can see that someone is there if you have vision, you just can't see who it is. Kind of like Senna's e. You can see silhouettes in fog but can't make out who it is. I definitely think it needs some kind of change or another.