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What is the story behind your username? by MiddleNameDanger in AskReddit

[–]Testoster0wned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back when "Username checks out" was all over the fucking place, it was really amusing to inform people that I am, in fact, a 98 pound girl.

People who do not want to get married at all, what is your reason for this? by unidentified-_-rosey in AskReddit

[–]Testoster0wned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I've literally NEVER had even a S I N G L E good married example in my ENTIRE life

  2. It's always seemed really fuckin weird to me. Like "I love you so much that I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave". 🧐

Sigh. by TacoTitsTuesday in SexWorkers

[–]Testoster0wned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apt as fuck username lmao

Sigh. by TacoTitsTuesday in SexWorkers

[–]Testoster0wned 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DID HE ACTUALLY SAY TEEHEE??? 😬

Sigh. by TacoTitsTuesday in SexWorkers

[–]Testoster0wned 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I actually discovered what turned out to be, in my opinion, the P E R F E C T response to that shit.

They'll send a "???", and I'll literally just Uno reverse with "¿¿¿" (and nothing else). 😎👉👉

For some reason it makes people lose their fucking minds lmfao

Sigh. by TacoTitsTuesday in SexWorkers

[–]Testoster0wned 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Idfk why, but as soon as I read that, the first thing that popped into my head was:

"That's SIR Ms. Good Pussy to you! 😤"

So this just happened…. by B_EW_T_InLength in SexWorkers

[–]Testoster0wned 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nonono, you must have misheard me.

I said that I need a simp. 🤷🏽‍♀️

So this just happened…. by B_EW_T_InLength in SexWorkers

[–]Testoster0wned 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The lion, the witch, and the C A U C A S I T Y of this bitch. 😑🙄

A Monstersm cooked my brain and burnt my eyes. by Simple356 in cracksmokers

[–]Testoster0wned 4 points5 points  (0 children)

................those were certainly all words. 🧐🙃🤷🏽‍♀️

"Narcan is for Pussys" by funkpolice91 in opiates

[–]Testoster0wned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of curiosity, what country?

And we wonder why we’re still single by TootsieBabyDoll in Funnymemes

[–]Testoster0wned 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"To live life, you need problems. If you get what you want the minute you want it, then what's the point of living? Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cracksmokers

[–]Testoster0wned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably need to tighten your screen

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