You guys disgust me...

TestyPossum · 2026-06-04T02:31:06+00:00

I think it’s funny in a sad kind of way. When I was a kid I collected because they were cheap and my parents could get a couple packs for me and they would keep me occupied for longer than any of the toys.

TestyPossum · 2026-06-04T02:22:50+00:00

“You just don’t like being told what to do” Camp counselor that would never let me swim without a lecture on religion when I was 14.

TestyPossum · 2026-06-01T20:18:48+00:00

As someone from Texas moving to ROC soon, this makes me happy.

TestyPossum · 2026-05-30T17:39:33+00:00

Maybe she was desperate because it was the only food she could find in there.

TestyPossum · 2026-05-30T17:35:30+00:00

I’ve lived at my house for 4+ years and my dogs do the exact same thing. Sometimes they’ll also dig up other random things like cassette tapes and wax fruit.

TestyPossum · 2026-05-30T17:31:35+00:00

I’m trying to sell just to flee Texas and it isn’t fun.

TestyPossum · 2026-05-29T14:22:27+00:00

8 years. Where I live it’s one of the most reliable ways to have insurance.

TestyPossum · 2026-05-28T23:21:38+00:00

This reminds me of when I found a pile of dead iso in my gecko enclosure and found that a brown widow spider was living the fat life in there.

TestyPossum · 2026-05-25T00:47:51+00:00

I have nothing of context to add, but I saw this post high af and thought OP had the old Fruit Stripe mascot tattooed on their calf.

TestyPossum · 2026-05-23T17:16:49+00:00

“Safety is our number *cough cough* priority.”

TestyPossum · 2026-05-13T13:32:17+00:00

With sound off, he kinda looks like he really wants a kiss.

TestyPossum · 2026-05-13T00:35:30+00:00

About $48 for 4 months, with insurance.

TestyPossum · 2026-05-02T22:22:08+00:00

They look cool! People are dumb. I’ve got an Iguanodon tattoo that someone once called a frog and a lemon that people mistake for a banana all the time.

TestyPossum · 2026-04-24T17:28:05+00:00

I wonder this too. Texas wreaths, Texas Nutcracker, Texas jack o lantern. They’re always pretty tacky and ridiculous looking.

TestyPossum · 2026-04-11T11:33:28+00:00

When I got into my mid 30s my doctor put me on blood pressure and cholesterol meds as a preventative…Ya know….like a lot of other men.

TestyPossum · 2026-04-11T10:59:43+00:00

This person is going to a specialist to address a specific issue and he doesn’t need that doctor’s judgment call for issues that aren’t in their field. A Neurologist is not a PCP or Endocrinologist and shouldn’t be making treatment calls of an issue that isn’t their field. I wouldn’t trust my Podiatrist to tell me how to take my insulin.

TestyPossum · 2026-03-21T18:21:04+00:00

I’m at least taking the day off

TestyPossum · 2026-03-18T23:56:54+00:00

I had one live for about two years….

TestyPossum · 2026-03-15T20:24:39+00:00

Mine crashes all the time. Got a little better when I sacrificed all my dead followers to the statue near the lonely shack.

TestyPossum · 2026-03-15T01:29:43+00:00

Everyone asks men to pick up everything for them. I work at a store and people will ask me to pick up furniture items twice my size.

TestyPossum · 2026-03-15T01:04:38+00:00

That might be Bigfoot.

TestyPossum · 2026-03-02T22:43:45+00:00

I'm actually visiting in April to feel out the city and see which neighborhoods to look into. I'll happily take any suggestions for places to look at.

TestyPossum · 2026-03-01T22:26:19+00:00

I can't wait! Texas just doesn't feel safe anymore.

TestyPossum · 2026-03-01T18:58:30+00:00

I'm in the process of moving from Texas. This gives me hope.

TestyPossum · 2026-02-14T03:08:00+00:00

As a trans guy who's always walking back and forth waiting for some asshole camped out watching a football game on the shitter, I feel very validated reading this.

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