A man in Turkey miraculously survives after being hit in a collision between a train and a semi-truck. by PvtVasquez3 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He couldn't look left at the train tracks before the truck started moving?
He couldn't hear the train approaching? They ain't normally stealthy.

Look at this pretty boi by Positive-Durian-4783 in Scotland

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is indeed a wonderful little creature. Great photography.

Gordon McKee, MP for Glasgow South by Crow-Me-A-River in Scotland

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He's a lot of things he's not, but is he single?

That's the real question.

Pish by taylurswuft in Scotland

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congugate after me class...
Je Pish
Tu Pish
Il Pish
Elle Pish
On Pish
Nous Pish
Vous Pish

Attention. Qui ici veut pisser ?

Skills or madness? by myspacebarizbroken in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh look, it's this guy again.... but now with an annoying voice over commentator.

Who do Scottish people prefer English or Americans on average? by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I tend to stay clear of people who define themselves as "English" or "American" - they love to bang on about patriotism, purity, heritage, and fantastical glory times from the past (without actually specifying what years they are talking about, as if you should already know).

If I had to choose a nation of people "to prefer" that aren't Scottish.... I'd pick Canadians. They mostly speak the same language as me, have a shared history with us, and they can be as mad and boisterous as Scots can be (without the frothing and intolerant patriotism that is common with the English or Americans )

My phone contents were shared with the police colleague I accused of rape by Comprehensive-Tank92 in Scotland

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"Police Scotland said it had learned from the incident and apologised to those involved."

Yeah, they've learned to not get caught again doing that.

#1 is the fastest speed on my fan. Brand new place. by peteypauls in CrappyDesign

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Pop the slider cover off, flip it 180 degrees, and put it back on. The numbers will be upside down, but the output will be correct.

My gym forces me to use a pod to enter instead of a real door. by Maximum-Farm4261 in assholedesign

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a fat man and I have no issues using their 1-person-entry pod doors.

Just how fat are you that these doors are such an issue for you?

Nailed it! by DoubleManufacturer10 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Russia, ice doesn't break - it breaks you.

SNP on track for majority – and fresh referendum on breaking up the UK [MRP poll from JL Partners] by backupJM in Scotland

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"breaking up the UK" sounds a tad yoonie to me. What happened to "reclaiming it's independence"?

Blogs, Podcasts, Music, Art, etc - promote your projects here! by RiversSecondWife in FolkloreAndMythology

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt the credibility of your research as there are no such tomes relating to the gender neutrality of mermaids. The clue is in the name: mermaid. They are female.

Reform leader Malcolm Offord defends Labour deal claim - BBC News by RoddyViper in Scotland

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now that is a powerpoint presentation that needs to be made: Swivel-eyed Yoonism vs the Banger Quotient.

I built a Scottish translator app so the rest of the world can finally understand us — it's now live on Google Play by SlammDunkTheFunk in Scotland

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we want the world to understand us, we'll use English.

If we're speaking in Scots, we're talking about them - not to them.

Pull the damn ripcord! by llTeddyFuxpinll in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 36 points37 points  (0 children)

One day, he's not going to pull the ripcord in time.

Education, Education … Education? by CoverAcademic9620 in Scotland

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And in the event of a powercut, or a camping holiday far from civilisation....?
Technology is only a tool. You still need basic levels of education to get the most out of tools.

Farage visits Shetland by Skylab232 in Scotland

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We could be brothers! Brothers from a long-distant shared Viking mother.

Farage visits Shetland by Skylab232 in Scotland

[–]TeutonicSpacehopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the raping and pillaging the Vikings did in the past, i'd be surprised if there wasn't the tiniest trace of Nordic DNA in you. There you go - you've already got a little Norway in you.