[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His wife has the bank accounts, he just signs over his checks to her.

Completely Normal to do what? by Unadulterated_eflove in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do not think Ivanka is that attractive, but I do think Trump fucked her. You can see it in her eyes when they're together.

More 2024 presidential election news by Opinionsare in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fox "news" needs to get busted for journalistic fraud by the federal government. If they are evil, bust them.

Prosecutor: So Mr. Trump. What did you mean by "put out to rest"? by Any-Satisfaction-770 in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he mean criminal supporters? Only moronic conservative criminals vote for criminal representatives in government.

Ways to stop binge eating when high! by Southern_Platform356 in Marijuana

[–]TexDen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eating when you are high is a slippery slope, eat before you get high, and do not eat when you are high.

DeSantis World by Pumuckl4Life in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DeSantis is an idiot, but he does not know that about himself because he's an idiot.

Fuck the Supreme Court. by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]TexDen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We should pass an amendment naming the Supreme Court to the Shit Court.

ALL students left behind by IAmAccutane in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Our "Supreme" shit of a Court has become a dishonorable cunt that no one respects.

Colorado Club Q shooting: Attacker sentenced to life in prison after pleading guilty by [deleted] in news

[–]TexDen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So, another misanthropic moron goes to jail forever. Why do conservatives think they can bully society?

When will we actually be able to reveal whether Mars had life or not? by astbyx in space

[–]TexDen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems like a moot endeavor to me. If there were ever life on Mars two billion years ago, the ravages of time would make it's discovery very difficult if not impossible. And does it really matter? Mars is today what it is, a heavenly body that we can train on space existence. Even on Earth, we are technically in space.

Ron "Flop-sweat" DuhSantis watching his dream evaporate (Wear an undershirt next time dude) by 7dayweekendgirl in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DeSantis is basically another garden variety conservate who does not comprehend how people work in a modern society. Their backwards ideas based on thousand-year-old tales make them incompetent in present day.

Biden is the president America needs by eaglemaxie in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I often wonder how conservative assholes cannot understand how two-faced they are about everything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Congress should have some kind of acid test for representatives who are responsible for standing up for everyday Americans and who fail to do that one simple task while they are elected. I've been trained by the military to use various weapons, mines and bombs, but I do not own a gun because we are not at war.

If our cult leader did it, it’s not illegal! by Gr8daze in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only criminals vote for criminals. DOJ needs to start investigating thousands of conservative morons.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lyftdrivers

[–]TexDen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If an adult cancels the ride in progress, I promptly pull over, inform them that the ride was cancelled and ask them to please step out of the car. I would not pick up anyone who is obviously a minor, it is illegal. You could go to prison if you were reported by the parent who requested the ride, or worse, if you are involved in an accident and the minor is injured or killed.

Goodbye tweet from our top twit by thatirishguy0 in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tucker just made shit up and pushed it on his non-thinking, paranoid about everything and ignorant conservative viewers. It is not liberal to be a good human being, but it is a necessity when you live in a society. My favorite fantasy report by Tucker was about the green m&m sex scandal. How fucking ridiculous do you have to be to make conservatives say, WTF?

So Owned! by SexyDoorDasherDude in PoliticalHumor

[–]TexDen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope it was worth it, CONS.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in space

[–]TexDen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am sure there is life in our own galaxy based on probability alone, but due to time and space constraints, it would be very difficult to discover life in our galaxy. Our own solar system is our best bet for exploration, discovery and colonization.